i found this so interesting from the article:FRISCO, Texas — The Brian Schottenheimer era has started in Dallas.
A new page has been flipped in the Cowboys organization, and with Schottenheimer at the helm, the team will continue to start with a blank slate every season.
During Saturday's media availability, the Cowboys' new head coach shared how he's already shaken things up: Starting with the locker room seating chart.
"We moved some guys around, this year, I did, along with the help of the staff," Schottenheimer said. "[The players] don't really get a say in that. But there's a method to the madness."
Schottenheimer said he let the players sit down in the team room, then made them stand up and change to their new seats.
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Schottenheimer on locker room seating: 'We moved some guys around ... there's a method to the madness.'
"We moved some guys around," Schottenheimer said. "They don't really get a say in that. But there's a method to the madness."www.wfaa.com
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schottenheimer didn't stop there. the players' wall of cubby holes have been re-distributed.
deuce vaughn (4' 9") is, oddly, the player most effected by the shuffling cubbys. having had his cubby at floor level since being drafted in 2023, he now must navigate up an official team step stool to reach the top level of cubbys. the top level had always been reserved for players like tyler guyton (6' 7") and matt waleztko (6' 8").
the locker room fell silent after a box of crayons fell from deuce's cubby as he reached, struggled, and tugged to free a peice of blue construction paper stuck underneath it. the box crashed to the ground, causing crayons to scatter and roll across the imported tile floor. what added insult to injury was that deuce was going to draw a picture to welcome cowboys new comer, george pickens. the green crayon was crushed under the apparent weight of someone's foot. and guess what pickens favorite color is?
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schottenheimer didn't stop there. the players' wall of cubby holes have been re-distributed.
deuce vaughn (4' 9") is, oddly, the player most effected by the shuffling cubbys. having had his cubby at floor level since being drafted in 2023, he now must navigate up an official team step stool to reach the top level of cubbys. the top level had always been reserved for players like tyler guyton (6' 7") and matt waleztko (6' 8").
the locker room fell silent after a box of crayons fell from deuce's cubby as he reached, struggled, and tugged to free a peice of blue construction paper stuck underneath it. the box crashed to the ground, causing crayons to scatter and roll across the imported tile floor. what added insult to injury was that deuce was going to draw a picture to welcome cowboys new comer, george pickens. the green crayon was crushed under the apparent weight of someone's foot. and guess what pickens favorite color is?