The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[yimyammer]

rarely has so much evil been crammed into one photo

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but how bout dem tittays on that photographer!!

 

[Scot]

Damn it!!!!!

Every time this thread gets bumped I get all excited, then open it up to bitter disappointment

 

[bbgun]

but how bout dem tittays on that photographer!!

I'm sure she was hot ... 30 years ago.

 

[yimyammer]

I'm sure she was hot ... 30 years ago.

Hey, beggars cant be choosers and for me tittays can take a woman a LONG way

 

[SixisBetter]

rarely has so much evil been crammed into one photo

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That picture should be captioned, "Two assholes whose teams haven't played in a Super Bowl in a combined 50+ years."

 

[bbgun]

Worth billions; struts around with stained teeth. Buy some Polident you decrepit old bastard.

 

[Doomsday]

Buy some Polident you decrepit old bastard.

Or just FUCKING DIE ALREADY!

 

[nickb]

rarely has so much evil been crammed into one photo

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I'm assuming you are talking about whatever that is on the right?

 

[nickb]

Or just FUCKING DIE ALREADY!

Cannot like this post enough.....

 

[InternetKing]

ok ok i saw this video but why the fuck this motherfucker got hof????

 

[yimyammer]

I never watched that nonsense and I'm not gonna start now

 

[Scot]

Maybe Jimmy getting his gold jacket with give Jerry the massive widow maker heart attack that he so deserves

 

[dbair1967]

ok ok i saw this video but why the fuck this motherfucker got hof????

He didn't get in for any football accomplishments, it was as a "contributor" because of what he did for the leagues ability to make mammoth amounts of money, the new TV deals, how teams approached marketing in general.

 

[Scot]

Well Jerry ain’t dying anytime soon

He’s in Miami all ready for the Super Bowl

Super Bowl Boat: Jerry Jones’ $250M Cowboys Yacht Docked in Miami and Down To Party

Super Bowl Boat: Jerry Jones’ $250M Cowboys Yacht Reportedly Docked in Miami and Down To Party

www.si.com

 

[Doomsday]

Well Jerry ain’t dying anytime soon

He’s in Miami all ready for the Super Bowl

Partying on the yacht might actually hasten his demise.

 

[Scot]

Partying on the yacht might actually hasten his demise.

I doubt it

Pickling himself will just keep him alive longer

 

[Dodger12]

Partying on the yacht might actually hasten his demise.

Maybe he'll fall overboard in his drunken stupor.

 

[LIFE_OF_A_COWBOY_FAN]

JUST LOOKING AT HIS TEETH ONE WOULD THINK HE HASN'T BRUSHED THEM FOR YEARS!

 

[nickb]

As an fyi Jerrah not at the Senior Bowl while McClay and SJ are...

 

[bbgun]

we'll get em next time