2018 NFL Week #5 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (2-2) @ Houston Texans (1-3)

TheZoneSucks · Oct 7, 2018

Only the Cowboys can make a QB sneak with inches to go look like a life and death struggle. Every other time I see this play run it is an easy, can't miss, can't stop it no matter what routine play as long as the Cowboys are not involved.

Scot · Oct 7, 2018

We barely get the first down on the QB keeper, they cut to the sidelines and Garrett is NOT clapping

I don’t think he understands how clapping works

Dupree89 · Oct 7, 2018

That fucker is just not accurate enough to be a franchise QB

TheZoneSucks · Oct 7, 2018

Really need to find a new QB. Preferably someone that has never been "trained" by anyone on this staff so that there is a delay before the cultural rot gets to them. Might be able to get a few big plays before that inevitably happens.

TheZoneSucks · Oct 7, 2018

And now we are in give up mode.

Scot · Oct 7, 2018

TheZoneSucks said:
And now we are in give up mode.

That would be our signature 2 minute defense!

Doomsday · Oct 7, 2018

TheZoneSucks said:
Really need to find a new QB. Preferably someone that has never been "trained" by anyone on this staff so that there is a delay before the cultural rot gets to them. Might be able to get a few big plays before that inevitably happens.

The "coaching" we have has destroyed this kid. Filled his head with so much bullshit and "if/when" conditionals, he can't play.

Just like I predicted late in the 2016 season.

TheZoneSucks · Oct 7, 2018

Well, thank god the Texans are dumb fucks.

Doomsday · Oct 7, 2018

The Gimp is for real. Whatta play there by him.

yimyammer · Oct 7, 2018

TheZoneSucks said:
Well, thank god the Texans are dumb fucks.

shocked Houston didnt just run it up the gut for the TD

even more shocked the D made a goal line stand, when's the last time that happened?

Doomsday · Oct 7, 2018

TheZoneSucks said:
Well, thank god the Texans are dumb fucks.

We were only slightly less dumb, on that play. But whatta effort by The Gimp.

Dodger12 · Oct 7, 2018

Doomsday said:
The "coaching" we have has destroyed this kid. Filled his head with so much bullshit and "if/when" conditionals, he can't play.

Just like I predicted late in the 2016 season.

Coaching had nothing to do with that God awful throw on the INT. Fuck me. One on one and he can't make a fucking routine NFL throw.

dbair1967 · Oct 7, 2018

What a fucking joke this franchise is. I really wish the NFL would just go under so I wouldn't feel compelled to waste my time and watch this garbage.

The Texans have pretty much been awful all year. Their OL gave up 7 sacks last week and rank 2nd in league in most sacks allowed for the year, and our defense has just fucking sucked donkey dick again. They don't have the starting RB? hey no problem. Gaping holes left and right. Receivers wide open left and right. Nothing even closed to a single forced punt the entire half.

And the offense, just as sickening.

I honestly HATE watching this team. So sick of this fucking owner and this clown fucking HC.

Doomsday · Oct 7, 2018

yimyammer said:
shocked Houston didnt just run it up the gut for the TD

even more shocked the D made a goal line stand, when's the last time that happened?

If you're not gonna run the qb sneak, why tip your hand by lining up in the pistol?

The more you overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

dbair1967 · Oct 7, 2018

Doomsday said:
The Gimp is for real. Whatta play there by him.

Great play there, of course he's apart of the reason they got down there by missing a routine tackle and allowing a long gain earlier.

Doomsday · Oct 7, 2018

Dodger12 said:
Coaching had nothing to do with that God awful throw on the INT. Fuck me. One on one and he can't make a fucking routine NFL throw.

They "coach" mechanics too... And they have changed his.

dbair1967 · Oct 7, 2018

Doomsday said:
They "coach" mechanics too... And they have changed his.

Yep. He never threw off the back foot this much as a rookie.

Every possible thing this coaching staff can do to make a player more inept, they're all over it.

Most inept coaching staff ever.

And fuck Kris Richard now too. Three fucking weeks in a row this defense has pissed the bed, and against two of them they're going up against totally overmatched OL's that have been run over by every team in the league, except for us.

MrB · Oct 7, 2018

This game SUCKS! The one bright side is that it seems to be going by fast.

Scot · Oct 7, 2018

Are you all ready for Garrett’s mastermind 2nd half adjustments?

Scot · Oct 7, 2018

Who else just laughed out loud when she quoted Garrett as saying “that was about will and fight, scratching and clawing” when taking about that goal line stand

Or was that just me?

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