The rest of the league confirms - our players suck

Doomsday · Mar 7, 2017

TheZoneSucks said:
I hope to god that several other teams raid our secondary free agents so that we are forced to replace them.

And lose our Legion of Boobs? Jerruh would have a cow.

bbgun · Mar 7, 2017

I'll believe someone signs Church when I see it. Only "bid against myself" Jerry would pay that monument to mediocrity.

Bob Sacamano · Mar 7, 2017

bbgun said:
I'll believe someone signs Church when I see it. Only "bid against myself" Jerry would pay that monument to mediocrity.

lol

MrB · Mar 8, 2017

Doomsday said:
Roger this!

And win-loss records aside, this is almost the exact same bunch of jags and losers who went 4-12, what about 13-3 makes them any better? They're not. Anymore than they were with 2014's 12-4 finish.

Pundits and forum dwellers can flap all they want about all these teams coveting our lousy players, but gee look how few have been signed away as FA's the last three years. Only one really of any import was Murray - about the only one we had as a FA that was at least worth a shit.

Our player personnel especially on the defensive side of the ball, fucking sucks and the rest of the league knows it.

I'm telling you, if they could develop a dominant pass rush you really could put any scrub back there and make him look good. The key is getting to the QB and being able to stop the run with your DL. Just like the offense you need a dominant Line. The defense would be just as good as the offense if they would invest in the DL like they did the OL. Enough of the Tyrone Crawfords and Randy Gregory's, we need some studs on the DL. That will make the entire defense better, especially the CB's.

Doomsday · Mar 8, 2017

MrB said:
I'm telling you, if they could develop a dominant pass rush you really could put any scrub back there and make him look good. The key is getting to the QB and being able to stop the run with your DL. Just like the offense you need a dominant Line. The defense would be just as good as the offense if they would invest in the DL like they did the OL. Enough of the Tyrone Crawfords and Randy Gregory's, we need some studs on the DL. That will make the entire defense better, especially the CB's.

That's why teams are lining up to get Claiborne and the rest of the Legion of Boobs - because they like, know these guys are good and all, they just don't get any pass rush help.

Not.

peplaw06 · Mar 8, 2017

I'm fairly certain Claiborne is gone because someone's gonna pay a crazy amount to get him. I don't think he will have a shortage of suitors. Now Church and Carr? Yeah, I could see them leaving, but I don't think they'll get close to the money Claiborne gets.

theoneandonly · Mar 8, 2017

peplaw06 said:
I'm fairly certain Claiborne is gone because someone's gonna pay a crazy amount to get him.

Yep and they can have his constantly injured ass for that very reason.

MrB · Mar 8, 2017

Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)
3/8/17, 2:43 PM
Barring a change of heart, #Cowboys safety Barry Church is expected to land with the #Jaguars on a 4-year deal worth more than $6M per year

theoneandonly · Mar 8, 2017

MrB said:
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet)
3/8/17, 2:43 PM
Barring a change of heart, #Cowboys safety Barry Church is expected to land with the #Jaguars on a 4-year deal worth more than $6M per year

Good, not over paying another guy that cant cover and will either end up injured this year, or cut next off season for cap reasons. The old great in the locker room king has always been a step slow coverage.

MrB · Mar 8, 2017

Cowboys should also get a 4th round comp pick in 2018 for losing Church.

TheZoneSucks · Mar 8, 2017

peplaw06 said:
I'm fairly certain Claiborne is gone because someone's gonna pay a crazy amount to get him. I don't think he will have a shortage of suitors. Now Church and Carr? Yeah, I could see them leaving, but I don't think they'll get close to the money Claiborne gets.

No one is going to sign that scrub besides Jerry. I doubt there is anyone else in the league that hasn't taken a look at where Mo ranks in a typical year among DBs (usually in the 90s), or his injury history.

bbgun · Mar 8, 2017

bbgun said:
I'll believe someone signs Church when I see it. Only "bid against myself" Jerry would pay that monument to mediocrity.

I stand corrected

Omegasupreme · Mar 8, 2017

Wait until they find out that their punter can outrun him.

Scot · Mar 8, 2017

Church went to the Jags right? Or is that still a rumor?

dbair1967 · Mar 8, 2017

Scot said:
Church went to the Jags right? Or is that still a rumor?

Yep, 4 yrs 6mils per yr I thought I read

Midswat · Mar 17, 2017

Doomsday said:
Here we are right at a year later and it's pretty much the same group of 20 or so FAs nobody wanted last year. Meanwhile the sports writers keep talking about how Dallas is going to lose a bunch of them this year. Question: If they weren't worth a shit last year what the fuck makes anyone think they're worth a shit this year?

There won't be much interest in our FAs, again - because they fucking suck.

We've lost 9 of 18 free agents to other teams.

Doomsday nailed this one.

MrB · Mar 17, 2017

Addition by subtraction.

yimyammer · Mar 17, 2017

Midswat said:
Doomsday nailed this one.

as usual

or as he would say it:

AS USUAL!!!

Doomsday · Mar 17, 2017

Midswat said:
We've lost 9 of 18 free agents to other teams.

Doomsday nailed this one.

yimyammer said:
as usual

or as he would say it:

AS USUAL!!!

You bitches know nothing about the Pygmalion Effect.

MrB · Mar 17, 2017

Doomsday said:
You bitches know nothing about the Pygmalion Effect.

Is that scientific term for midget?

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