The One Big Ass Parsons Tracker

[dbair1967]

Thats the problem with Jerry and Spawn, absolutely no foresight whatsoever.

Parsons is a Turd, not just sort of a Turd, a real 100% Turd. Even if he plays this yr and the next two on the franchise tag, you've already seen he has absolutely no respect for the rest of the team, coaches or fans. He's faked an injury (probably at the advice of his fucktard ego ridden agent) so he wouldnt get fined for skipping camp. He is going to go through the motions at best if he is on the field. Winning means nothing to him.

Yeah Jerry, he's "here" for 3 more years. In that time you'll get nothing but half-ass play from him and then he will walk and we get nothing (save maybe a 3rd rd comp pick, maybe) the year after he leaves.

He has value. His value is not going to increase. Trade him for everything you can get and build out the team for the next 5-10 yrs. Maybe go all-in to get a real franchise QB that might be able to get you over the hump. This team's won nothing with Parsons, you really don't lose anything by getting rid of his cancerous ass now.

 

[Doomsday]

Cowturd understands.

 

[dbair1967]

 

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[dbair1967]

Will be interesting to see what impact (if any) this has on Baby P's negotiations.

 

[dbair1967]

 

[Doomsday]

 

[dbair1967]

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He can eat shit. Nobody cares what he thinks.

 

[Doomsday]

He can eat shit. Nobody cares what he thinks.

Jerry says he even "came off my number" in that infamous meeting with Parsons. Can't see how that's taking advantage. Revis is just grandstanding he's probably not spoken to either party.

 

[dbair1967]

Packers have reportedly made legit offer for Parsons.

Parsons also left Dallas today. Reports said he was seeking 2nd opinion on his back, he's butthurt now that him and his agents lie about back pain being the reason he cant practice is over. Got a clean MRI and 100% cleared to practice and play. Now they can legit fine him and withhold regular season game checks.

Hopefully he "left" to go take a physical for another team that we are negotiating a trade with. He needs to be gone.

Oh and his dipshit agent is filing a grievance against the league because he doesn't like the position Parsons was classed as for his 5th yr option. League says they are not in agreement and will fight it.

 

[bbgun]

Surprised the Packers want him. They put on a clinic in the playoff game on how to neutralize him. He couldn't have been more invisible. They have enough talent to be drafting somewhere in the 20's, so it's not like we'd be sending him to New Orleans.

 

[Doomsday]

Do NOT let this fucker EVER wear the star again!

 

[bbgun]

he's butthurt now that him and his agents lie about back pain being the reason he cant practice is over

Funny how Terry McLaurin's bum ankle magically healed the second he signed.

 

[Mustang1]

Thats the problem with Jerry and Spawn, absolutely no foresight whatsoever.

Parsons is a Turd, not just sort of a Turd, a real 100% Turd. Even if he plays this yr and the next two on the franchise tag, you've already seen he has absolutely no respect for the rest of the team, coaches or fans. He's faked an injury (probably at the advice of his fucktard ego ridden agent) so he wouldnt get fined for skipping camp. He is going to go through the motions at best if he is on the field. Winning means nothing to him.

Yeah Jerry, he's "here" for 3 more years. In that time you'll get nothing but half-ass play from him and then he will walk and we get nothing (save maybe a 3rd rd comp pick, maybe) the year after he leaves.

He has value. His value is not going to increase. Trade him for everything you can get and build out the team for the next 5-10 yrs. Maybe go all-in to get a real franchise QB that might be able to get you over the hump. This team's won nothing with Parsons, you really don't lose anything by getting rid of his cancerous ass now.

I agree 100%

 

[Doomsday]

He's on a plane out of DFW according to GMFB. Wonder where to and why.

 

[Doomsday]

He's on a plane out of DFW according to GMFB. Wonder where to and why.

Update: Flying to a specialist for "2nd opinion" on his back.

 

[dbair1967]

Surprised the Packers want him. They put on a clinic in the playoff game on how to neutralize him. He couldn't have been more invisible. They have enough talent to be drafting somewhere in the 20's, so it's not like we'd be sending him to New Orleans.

shhhhhhhhh...dont remind them of that

 

[dbair1967]

Update: Flying to a specialist for "2nd opinion" on his back.

I hope it was to take a physical for whatever team we're talking about trading him

Should be plenty of specialists in DFW area for him to get a 2nd opinion...unless the doc is just some lackey for the fucktard agent who's trying to "prove" Parsons has a back problem so he cant keep getting paid once the games start

 

[dbair1967]

By the way, I read on Twitter/X that this same agent pulled this exact same stunt with Jalen Ramsey in the past

 

[dbair1967]

Raiders Reportedly Called the Cowboys Regarding Micah Parsons​

NFL insider Benjamin Allbright revealed some information regarding the ongoing saga between Parsons and the Cowboys.

"Dallas has had calls from several teams that include Green Bay and Las Vegas," Allbright posted on X.

"But [the Cowboys] have not had discussions with anyone and they have not given Parsons permission to seek a trade or work out a contract with anyone."