The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[Doomsday]

He needs a helicopter crash is what he and we really need!

That's hateful.

 

[Scot]

That's hateful.

Yer welcome

 

[dbair1967]

He needs a helicopter crash is what he and we really need!

He will undoubtedly survive it.

You know this.

 

[Doomsday]

 

[Doomsday]

 

[Scot]

 

[dbair1967]

Well we can expect that we WON'T be hearing from Yim today now.

I am sure he's at Jerry's BDay bash having a big time.

 

[yimyammer]

Well we can expect that we WON'T be hearing from Yim today now.

I am sure he's at Jerry's BDay bash having a big time.

Just got back, it was a hellova shin-dig, that man still drinks like fish, best owner ever!!!

 

[dbair1967]

Just got back, it was a hellova shin-dig, that man still drinks like fish, best owner ever!!!

I notice you left out the details of the strippers and hookers.

 

[yimyammer]

I notice you left out the details of the strippers and hookers.

cant afford to cut off the gravy train

 

[dbair1967]

They could have just talked to Yimmie. He's got the real scoop and knows his way around Casa la Drunkard.

 

[dbair1967]

I've been to this shithole one time, have no desire to ever go back. Horrendous place to watch a game. The one I went to most people sitting around us didnt know who were playing or what the damn score was.

 

[daboyz]

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[touchdown]

In 1994, the Dallas Cowboys had just won back-to-back Super Bowls with a young roster built to win for a decade. Then Jerry Jones decided he wanted the credit.

Jimmy Johnson took a 1-15 team, made the Herschel Walker trade, drafted Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith, and built a dynasty in five years. Days after an infamous night in Orlando, he was gone. The Cowboys haven't reached an NFC Championship Game since the 1995 season.

This is the full story of the breakup that changed the Dallas Cowboys forever.

 

[Aggiepride]

At 83, Jimmy Johnson Finally Breaks Silence on His Bitter Cowboys Exit

Jimmy's own words, not someone else's story.

 

[yimyammer]

At 83, Jimmy Johnson Finally Breaks Silence on His Bitter Cowboys Exit

Jimmy's own words, not someone else's story.

This is an example of a faceless channel or "cash cow" video. The creators use AI text-to-speech tools to generate a clean voiceover reading a script, and then visually layer historical NFL broadcast clips, photos, and game footage over the audio track to make it look like a seamless documentary.


While it isn't a malicious deepfake trying to steal identities, you should treat the specific "first-person commentary" as a creative script rather than a direct, exclusive interview given by Jimmy Johnson to this channel.

 

[dbair1967]

At 83, Jimmy Johnson Finally Breaks Silence on His Bitter Cowboys Exit

Jimmy's own words, not someone else's story.

I don't think this is entirely accurate or his real statements on everything.

 

[dbair1967]

This is an example of a faceless channel or "cash cow" video. The creators use AI text-to-speech tools to generate a clean voiceover reading a script, and then visually layer historical NFL broadcast clips, photos, and game footage over the audio track to make it look like a seamless documentary.


While it isn't a malicious deepfake trying to steal identities, you should treat the specific "first-person commentary" as a creative script rather than a direct, exclusive interview given by Jimmy Johnson to this channel.

Yep, my thoughts as well.

 

[Aggiepride]

Yep, my thoughts as well.

It's an AI voice, but the content, I think, is taken out of Jimmy's book titled Swagger: Super Bowls, Brass Balls, and Footballs--A Memoir

 

[dbair1967]

You can't fix stupid.