The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[bbgun]

Was she a batshit crazy lunatic like Yoko?

no, but she was cuter. then again, who isn't.

 

[dbair1967]

Bananarama came close

Milli Vanilli maybe, but nobody else

 

[dbair1967]

no, but she was cuter. then again, who isn't.

A pile of cow dung is probably cuter than Yoko

 

[yimyammer]

This isn’t the one I was talking about

But you will get the idea anyway

what I'd pay to read the mind of the brother playing the guitar....

 

[Scot]

what I'd pay to read the mind of the brother playing the guitar....

Chick Berry’s thought

“This bitch be crazy”

 

[yimyammer]

Chick Berry’s thought

“This bitch be crazy”

I was guessing more like:

"I wouldn't have to be putting up with this crazy bitch if this cracker wasn't so damned pussy-whipped"

 

[Dodger12]

This isn’t the one I was talking about

But you will get the idea anyway

Fucking embarrassing. How does anyone let her near a mike? Pussy is a powerful weapon. Wars have been started over it....

 

[yimyammer]

jeri jones is to the Cowboys what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles

 

[Scot]

jeri jones is to the Cowboys what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles

That’s the meme.

 

[Scot]

 

[Dodger12]

Someone check on dbair's whereabouts yesterday. It doesn't sound like he was successful but you have to like the effort.

 

[bbgun]

"Miss, my retarded grandson needs relief. Can you help?"

 

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[Doomsday]

I couldn't help it, it just came blurting out while watching the video. When Jerral was exchanging info with the other driver, I yelled at my phone, "KILL HIM! KILL HIM!"

 

[Scot]

Too bad it wasn’t a helicopter accident instead

 

[dbair1967]

You slobs just don't get it.

JERRY IS LIVING FOREVER, HE IS NOT GOING TO DIE.

He has no liver, he has no soul (sold that to the horned red guy for Super Bowl XXX), he survives Covids, STDs and car wrecks.

HE IS NOT CAPABLE OF DYING

/Thread

 

[Scot]

You slobs just don't get it.

JERRY IS LIVING FOREVER, HE IS NOT GOING TO DIE.

He has no liver, he has no soul (sold that to the horned red guy for Super Bowl XXX), he survives Covids, STDs and car wrecks.

HE IS NOT CAPABLE OF DYING

/Thread

There is always the hope that he gets Stevie Ray Vaughned

 

[dbair1967]

There is always the hope that he gets Stevie Ray Vaughned

Jerry would simply push the helicopter off his body, and walk away.