The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

[Doomsday]

Other driver: Old man you can't drive fer shit.
Jerruh: Did you like three super bowls?

 

[bbgun]

You'd need the whole Jones family to perish to have any hope.

 

[dbair1967]

You'd need the whole Jones family to perish to have any hope.

Just imagine if somehow it was only Jerry, spawn and female spawn.

 

[Scot]

Psych!

I just thought I’d resurrect this old gem of a thread and get you all excited for no reason

Kind of like the Cowboys making it to the playoffs

 

[dbair1967]

Unfortunately Jerry is immune from death.

And even if he weren't, you have Spawn waiting in the wings to continue the success that Johnny Walker GM has built

 

[Scot]

Unfortunately Jerry is immune from death.

And even if he weren't, you have Spawn waiting in the wings to continue the success that Johnny Walker GM has built

When Jerry dies he is going to Ted Williams himself and have his body cryopreserved so that one day when the technology exists to bring him back, he will come back to ruin many more generations of future Cowboys fans hopes and dreams of finally seeing the Cowboys win a Super Bowl.

 

[bbgun]

Jerry was bit by a vampire in 1633. We're never getting rid of him.