When I was in college I pledged to a fraternity. As a pledge they constantly make you recite the Greek alphabet over and over and over and over and over....... Well one day I was coming home from a date with a girl I had just met. While we were out we stopped by the fraternity house for about an hour and I drank two beers. After that I left to bring her home and then was heading back to my parents house when I got stopped by a Texas DPS officer. Well he smelled the beer on my breath and gave me a filed sobriety test. I was doing everything right up until he asked me to say the alphabet. We I was so accustomed to saying the Greek alphabet on command I started rattling off alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, etc.... The next thing I know I am handcuffed and stuffed in a police car waiting on a wrecker to tow my car. He brings me downtown for a breathalyzer. I blew .08. Thankfully the limit was .10 back then. The scary thing is if that same thing happened today I would have a DWI with the batshit crazy .08 limit they have in place. Two beers has never even given me a buzz in my life yet I still blew .08 and that was about 2 hours after I drank them.