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:ROFLMAO: "Performed poorly" that's not from intoxication, officers.

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That statement posted doesn't make much sense.

"Pulled over after he performed poorly on field sobriety..."

We still don't know some basic facts.
Was Tony driving or stopped/parked when he was "pulled over"?
Was Tony given a breath test or was blood drawn as part of his arrest?
 

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That statement posted doesn't make much sense.

"Pulled over after he performed poorly on field sobriety..."

We still don't know some basic facts.
Was Tony driving or stopped/parked when he was "pulled over"?
Was Tony given a breath test or was blood drawn as part of his arrest?
Sorry TD, Tony's a drunk and everyone knows it.

Hell he's drunk doing the broadcasts of many of his NFL games.
 

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That statement posted doesn't make much sense.

"Pulled over after he performed poorly on field sobriety..."

We still don't know some basic facts.
Was Tony driving or stopped/parked when he was "pulled over"?
Was Tony given a breath test or was blood drawn as part of his arrest?
It's just sloppy writing. I'm sure poor driving was observed leading to the probable cause for the stop. THEN he Romo'd the tests
 

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Tony cannot follow the simple instruction to not move his head. She must have repeated that request 4 or 5 times. Tony's short term memory is impaired, whether from, alcohol, or pain meds, or CTE, I do not know. Also, Tony could not wait for the officer to give the instructions before beginning. He thought he would get to practice the leg stand before doing the leg stand. He thought he could interrupt the officer many times, instead of just listening and then doing. Also, the officer did not ask Tony that once he began the leg stand, to tell her whatever thoughts were coming into his head, and to tell her about his daily workout habits, she was not asking for a conversation.
 

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Tony cannot follow the simple instruction to not move his head. She must have repeated that request 4 or 5 times. Tony's short term memory is impaired, whether from, alcohol, or pain meds, or CTE, I do not know. Also, Tony could not wait for the officer to give the instructions before beginning. He thought he would get to practice the leg stand before doing the leg stand. He thought he could interrupt the officer many times, instead of just listening and then doing. Also, the officer did not ask Tony that once he began the leg stand, to tell her whatever thoughts were coming into his head, and to tell her about his daily workout habits, she was not asking for a conversation.
It was strange, he didn’t seem drunk like anyone I’ve ever seen drunk, maybe pain meds?

but if he wasn’t drinking, why not blow into the device?
 

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The drinking stuff isn't a major revelation here or anything. He's been accused of being drunk during games he's been announcing.
Cosell himself regularly imbibed before during and after brosdcasts of MNF. He even ralphed on Dandy Don's boots during a play!
 

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Needed its own thread, as the story continues to mushroom. Now there's open container but no drinking no siree.
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