Jason Garrett: Master Orator

[peplaw06]

Mashup of Garrett's postgame presser...



Link: http://dallascowboysuniverse.com/robogarrett.mp3

 

[Doomsday]

He's really just a creep.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

 

[Midswat]

Fucking awesome

What a robot

 

[Dodger12]

I almost feel sorry for him...well, not really, but almost. He lost his meal ticket and now he's exposed. He thought this day might come in a couple of years after he made a few more million off his contract but not so soon and certainly not after last season. The poor fucking sap just has no answers.....

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

How may times does he mention "football" this... "football" that?

 

[Midswat]

He tries so hard to sound like a football coach. Tries so fucking hard.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

I almost feel sorry for him...well, not really, but almost. He lost his meal ticket and now he's exposed.

When those feelings creep in, just remember his throwing Romo under the bus after the Denver game, and his refusing to take responsibility for terrible clock mismanagement at the end of the old Cards and Ravens games, and his basically blaming his predecessor for everything that supposedly was wrong so he could get credit for fixing it, and his smugly claiming responsibility for the "roster-building" and the "culture" and everything else this team has gotten credit for doing right the last year or two.

Those feelings will quickly vanish.

 

[cmd34]

the guy stood by as they scapegoated and fired his brother. Not saying the brother didn't warrant it, but if that doesn't tell you exactly what type of guy Jason is, nothing will.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

People scapegoated.

Brian Stewart --- Wade's understudy and DC

Ray Sherman the WRs coach

Skip Peete RBs coach.

 

[cmd34]

Laz, are you trying to imply that all of the scapegoats have been Black?


Rob Ryan was scapegoated as well. Jerry and Jason have done a fabulous job of throwing the blame at everyone else and avoiding any responsibility for the shittiness of this team.

 

[Midswat]

Rob Ryan was the biggest scapegoat of them all.

And I don't think Ray Sherman was scapegoated. His contract expired and he was one of the first coaches we let go after the interim tag was lifted, IIRC.

 

[Doomsday]

Well, first of all if Ryan was scapegoated there was perfectly good and valid reason. His defensive schemes suck, they are way too complicated for the players and he's just a fatass slob.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Laz, are you trying to imply that all of the scapegoats have been Black?


Rob Ryan was scapegoated as well. Jerry and Jason have done a fabulous job of throwing the blame at everyone else and avoiding any responsibility for the shittiness of this team.

NOT. AT. ALL. Just naming names. Adding names that were already listed. I was trying to add the ST coaches: Reed and The Neck - DeCamillis.

 

[LAZARUS_LOGAN]

Rob Ryan was the biggest scapegoat of them all.

And I don't think Ray Sherman was scapegoated. His contract expired and he was one of the first coaches we let go after the interim tag was lifted, IIRC.

True but he was scapegoated. By not re-signing him. Remember how they said he was leading a mutiny of some sort with the WRs? First with T.O. and then with Roy Williams, when all he was doing was letting them vent their frustrations.

 

[Midswat]

True but he was scapegoated. By not re-signing him. Remember how they said he was leading a mutiny of some sort with the WRs? First with T.O. and then with Roy Williams, when all he was doing was letting them vent their frustrations.

I forgot about that.

 

[Sheik]

I hope he vacations in Syria next offseason and ISIS cuts his fucking head off.

 

[ThoughtExperiment]

True but he was scapegoated. By not re-signing him. Remember how they said he was leading a mutiny of some sort with the WRs? First with T.O. and then with Roy Williams, when all he was doing was letting them vent their frustrations.

Yeah, that one in particular pissed me off. Sherman was a proven WR coach who had been around and had a good reputation for over a decade. But he was one of the few assistants who was a Wade guy, so the media and Garrett fans practically tried to paint him as some type of disloyal traitor who was undermining his OC. Just pathetic.

 

[Scot]

When those feelings creep in, just remember his throwing Romo under the bus after the Denver game, and his refusing to take responsibility for terrible clock mismanagement at the end of the old Cards and Ravens games, and his basically blaming his predecessor for everything that supposedly was wrong so he could get credit for fixing it, and his smugly claiming responsibility for the "roster-building" and the "culture" and everything else this team has gotten credit for doing right the last year or two.

Those feelings will quickly vanish.

And who's he going to blame for his and the FO glaringly horrible job at talent evaluation and ability to create depth at any position on this team this season?

 

[Dodger12]

When those feelings creep in, just remember his throwing Romo under the bus after the Denver game, and his refusing to take responsibility for terrible clock mismanagement at the end of the old Cards and Ravens games, and his basically blaming his predecessor for everything that supposedly was wrong so he could get credit for fixing it, and his smugly claiming responsibility for the "roster-building" and the "culture" and everything else this team has gotten credit for doing right the last year or two.

You're right. And I have no doubt he undermined Wade as well. You reap what you sow and he's getting his.

And as much as I appreciate Romo and what the has done for the franchise, I'm almost hoping the team continues to tank just to expose the dolt even further.