I'm an Ass

I was on Saints Report forums before the game, and they were talking about this Cowboys forum is their favorite forum to get a glimpse into how the Cowboys fans currently feel about the Cowboys. And now after reading through some threads, I see why it's their favorite.
To me, it seems like the supposed fans on here are actually fake fans, who are posing as Cowboys fans. You people are the most negative Cowboys fans I've ever run in to on the net. I have yet to read a post that even remotely supports this team.
I can see trying to be realistic, but geesh, you people hate this team. The cowboys MURDERED the Saints and this place is a ghost town. You people suck asshole.
I ain't saying you need to be a homer, but damn, at least try to show some confidence in your team.
I think you people have been brainwashed by Stephen A. Smith lol. Either that, or you people are imposters. I posted everywhere that I thought the Cowboys would win, because I knew they would. and they did. The Cowboys defense matches up nicely with the Saints offense. You people thought we were gonna lose by 40 points lmao...
 
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yimyammer

Quality Starter
LOL

Welcome!

Hope you last longer than the other blowhards who come out of nowhere but quickly run away with their tail between their legs when they realize they can dish it out but not take it.

Stand your ground and let's have some fun!

 

Dodger12

Super Moderator
Nice. An internet child with a computer who can't form a concise thought and just wants to complain. Go find a safe space snowflake.
 

Dodger12

Super Moderator
He won't last at all. He's just hear to jerk people's chains. Might even be a Saints or Eagle's fan. Not a real Cowboys fan.
 
Guess you didn't read. I think you're the eagles fan. All the hate Jason Garrett gets on this forum, but nobody seems to mention how this team buckles up and plays for the man when his job is on the line.

He ain't on the field, the players are. They are the ones who disappoint.
But because Garrett is always positive no matter what, he gets hate for it.
Fat people at home typing on their keyboards with their greasy fingers calling for the man's job.

So the way they are playing now, what do you equate that to? Let me guess... Garrett has NOTHING to do with how they have played the past month. Kris Richard gets all the credit huh?

When the man's job is on the line, the fact of the matter is they play for him, and IF they keep it up, they could get to the superbowl.
Are they supposed to fold up their tents if they gotta go TO the Bears, or Rams or even the Saints in the playoffs? Because it sure seems that's what you guys think they should do because Garrett sucks right?
 

Dodger12

Super Moderator
Guess you didn't read. I think you're the eagles fan. All the hate Jason Garrett gets on this forum, but nobody seems to mention how this team buckles up and plays for the man when his job is on the line.

He ain't on the field, the players are. They are the ones who disappoint.
But because Garrett is always positive no matter what, he gets hate for it.
Fat people at home typing on their keyboards with their greasy fingers calling for the man's job.

So the way they are playing now, what do you equate that to? Let me guess... Garrett has NOTHING to do with how they have played the past month. Kris Richard gets all the credit huh?

When the man's job is on the line, the fact of the matter is they play for him, and IF they keep it up, they could get to the superbowl.
Are they supposed to fold up their tents if they gotta go TO the Bears, or Rams or even the Saints in the playoffs? Because it sure seems that's what you guys think they should do because Garrett sucks right?
Jason, is that you?

You're a hack. GB just fired their HC who is head and shoulders above Garrett and had a SB victory to boot. You're a Garrett and Jerry fan, not a Cowboys fan.
 
Jason, is that you?

You're a hack. GB just fired their HC who is head and shoulders above Garrett and had a SB victory to boot. You're a Garrett and Jerry fan, not a Cowboys fan.
If we let you run the team, the Cowboys franchise would have already of had 30 former head coaches by now. Tell me, if you were lucky enough to call yourself Jerry Jones (I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you. - Jerry Jones) what changes would you make to the team RIGHT NOW? I can't wait to hear this.....
 
If we let you run the team, the Cowboys franchise would have already of had 30 former head coaches by now. Tell me, if you were lucky enough to call yourself Jerry Jones (I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you. - Jerry Jones) what changes would you make to the team RIGHT NOW? I can't wait to hear this.....
I bet he'd have more playoff wins running the team than Jerry has the last 2 decades.

Put that in your ass and smoke it.
 
If we let you run the team, the Cowboys franchise would have already of had 30 former head coaches by now. Tell me, if you were lucky enough to call yourself Jerry Jones (I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you. - Jerry Jones) what changes would you make to the team RIGHT NOW? I can't wait to hear this.....
If I was Jerry the first thing I would do is have you surgically removed from my nutsack.
 
Ok fat guy, you got jokes? Work on em cuz they're weak. Every fat potato chip eating, greasy necked cowboy fan on here is the best couch coach/ general manager huh? Jerry Jones is part of the problem this team has had the past 20 years, but the players on the field are the ones who suck.
Let's talk like some adults, not fat potato chip grease necks who are mad that they are so fat and ugly ok? Prove to me you can have a conversation.
 

Dodger12

Super Moderator
If we let you run the team, the Cowboys franchise would have already of had 30 former head coaches by now. Tell me, if you were lucky enough to call yourself Jerry Jones (I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you. - Jerry Jones) what changes would you make to the team RIGHT NOW? I can't wait to hear this.....
If I thought you'd want to discuss the team, I'd give you an answer and it would be the same thing I've been saying for a while now. You didn't read the forum and you have no idea what you're talking about. If you did read any part of the recent forum (which you said you did), you'd pretty much know where most of the regular posters stand on certain issues.

Now go back to sucking Garrett's cock and having Jerry envy.
 
If I thought you'd want to discuss the team, I'd give you an answer and it would be the same thing I've been saying for a while now. You didn't read the forum and you have no idea what you're talking about. If you did read any part of the recent forum (which you said you did), you'd pretty much know where most of the regular posters stand on certain issues.

Now go back to sucking Garrett's cock and having Jerry envy.
I ain't a Garrett fan not but guess what, he's made more money than you will in 100 lifetimes lol
 

SixisBetter

Anywhere on the line.
I was on Saints Report forums before the game, and they were talking about this Cowboys forum is their favorite forum to get a glimpse into how the Cowboys fans currently feel about the Cowboys. And now after reading through some threads, I see why it's their favorite.
To me, it seems like the supposed fans on here are actually fake fans, who are posing as Cowboys fans. You people are the most negative Cowboys fans I've ever run in to on the net. I have yet to read a post that even remotely supports this team.
I can see trying to be realistic, but geesh, you people hate this team. The cowboys MURDERED the Saints and this place is a ghost town. You people suck asshole.
I ain't saying you need to be a homer, but damn, at least try to show some confidence in your team.
I think you people have been brainwashed by Stephen A. Smith lol. Either that, or you people are imposters. I posted everywhere that I thought the Cowboys would win, because I knew they would. and they did. The Cowboys defense matches up nicely with the Saints offense. You people thought we were gonna lose by 40 points lmao...
Welcome to the DCU, now go fuck yourself.
 

Dodger12

Super Moderator
I ain't a Garrett fan not but guess what, he's made more money than you will in 100 lifetimes lol
Here's your problem. Stuff like that impresses you but it doesn't impress me. I'm a self made man like a lot of the adults around here. I make a good living and I couldn't care how much the next guy makes. You may understand where I'm coming when you grow up and get a job and maybe even have a family to support.

In any event, I get evaluated at my job just like a lot of folks so us having a critical critique of Garrett shouldn't offend you or anyone else. I didn't suck cock like Garrett or had my Daddy stroke Jerry and swallow down to his ball sack to get me a job. I'd suspect that's the way you'd have to go to be gainfully employed. The difference is that Jason sucked cock for 4 million per year; you'll have to suck cock to work the graveyard shift at the local 7-11 for minimum wage.
 

yimyammer

Quality Starter
If we let you run the team, the Cowboys franchise would have already of had 30 former head coaches by now. Tell me, if you were lucky enough to call yourself Jerry Jones (I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you. - Jerry Jones) what changes would you make to the team RIGHT NOW? I can't wait to hear this.....
If I'm suddenly Jerry Jones, I do every Cowboy fan a favor and hang myself
 

icup

Super Moderator
Guess you didn't read. I think you're the eagles fan. All the hate Jason Garrett gets on this forum, but nobody seems to mention how this team buckles up and plays for the man when his job is on the line.

He ain't on the field, the players are. They are the ones who disappoint.
But because Garrett is always positive no matter what, he gets hate for it.
Fat people at home typing on their keyboards with their greasy fingers calling for the man's job.

So the way they are playing now, what do you equate that to? Let me guess... Garrett has NOTHING to do with how they have played the past month. Kris Richard gets all the credit huh?

When the man's job is on the line, the fact of the matter is they play for him, and IF they keep it up, they could get to the superbowl.
Are they supposed to fold up their tents if they gotta go TO the Bears, or Rams or even the Saints in the playoffs? Because it sure seems that's what you guys think they should do because Garrett sucks right?
Ok “this team buckles up and plays for him when his job is on the line”

Repeat that a few times and ask yourself why is his job on the line


Nobody mentions it ? Why should we be happy about this “job on the line” stuff ? His job being on the line must mean that he hasnt met expectations ??

Like playoff wins ???

Garrett sucks

You came in, made your own thread and played yourself
 

theoneandonly

Draft Pick
I was on Saints Report forums before the game, and they were talking about this Cowboys forum is their favorite forum to get a glimpse into how the Cowboys fans currently feel about the Cowboys. And now after reading through some threads, I see why it's their favorite.
To me, it seems like the supposed fans on here are actually fake fans, who are posing as Cowboys fans. You people are the most negative Cowboys fans I've ever run in to on the net. I have yet to read a post that even remotely supports this team.
I can see trying to be realistic, but geesh, you people hate this team. The cowboys MURDERED the Saints and this place is a ghost town. You people suck asshole.
I ain't saying you need to be a homer, but damn, at least try to show some confidence in your team.
I think you people have been brainwashed by Stephen A. Smith lol. Either that, or you people are imposters. I posted everywhere that I thought the Cowboys would win, because I knew they would. and they did. The Cowboys defense matches up nicely with the Saints offense. You people thought we were gonna lose by 40 points lmao...
Blow it out your ass.
 

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