How mediocre will Jason Garrett be next year?

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The one on the far left would leave you crying in the fetal position. She's angry.

Not that I don't cry after sex anyway. :awkward
 

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I can't wait for the spin once Garrett is gone. The next guy will be awesome and there will be a million excuses for Jerry. How do you think/post like that? Literally, whatever the Cowboys do is AMAZING, innovative, smarter, better than everyone else.
I'm not sure he'll ever be gone, at least not for many years. It'll always be someone else's fault besides him. I've actually seen people blaming Houck and Campo as not "RKG coaches" :puke: despite the fact that those are two of JG's handpicked boys.

It's always going to be someone else, whether it be players or coaches or Jerry.

I mean, last year even Laufenberg started throwing Romo under the bus just to excuse his BFF. Doesn't get much worse than that.
 
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This is Ginger's first full offseason with the team, guyz.

We're only supposed to go 9-7 anyway!

Everything is on track.
 

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I'm not sure he'll ever be gone, at least not for many years. It'll always be someone else's fault besides him. I've actually seen people blaming Houck and Campo as not "RKG coaches" :puke: despite the fact that those are two of JG's handpicked boys.

It's always going to be someone else, whether it be players or coaches or Jerry.

I mean, last year even Laufenberg started throwing Romo under the bus just to excuse his BFF. Doesn't get much worse than that.

the whole cbs11 crew bailed on romo last year. I know gina miller dislikes him and always has and steve dennis is always pessimistic about the team but for bill jones and babe to bail on romo last year was shocking.
 

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I'm not sure he'll ever be gone, at least not for many years. It'll always be someone else's fault besides him. I've actually seen people blaming Houck and Campo as not "RKG coaches" :puke: despite the fact that those are two of JG's handpicked boys.


Not sure as to how you arrived at this notion, but it couldn't be anymore wrong. Houck was brought over by Wade, from the Chargers. Houck was on staff there along with Wade, and the fact that Houck had history with the Cowboys, made him a natural fit at the time. Houck had replaced Sparano as Oline coach.

And Campoo was also brought over as a replacement for Bowles, which was before Garrett became HC. I think Jerry had more to do with that than either Wade or Garrett.
 
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So Jerry strong-armed Jason into accepting position coaches?

Anyways, regarding Campo... I'm pretty sure Rob Ryan was allowed to pick a secondary coach, and after he couldn't get anyone, he opted to keep Dave.
 
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Ginger happily kept houck and campo onboard.

He chose to start costa and nagy.

He was 50% of the problem for that 1-7 start but somehow wade took all the heat.

For some reason, fans are perfectly content with that wildcard team of 2006 morphing into a team that blows donkey balls now. Coaching is so important in the NFL and Dallas has one of the worst coaches in the league. Other than that, he's money though.
 
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I mean, last year even Laufenberg started throwing Romo under the bus just to excuse his BFF. Doesn't get much worse than that.

One of the dumbest things I've heard from any of the metroplex media...JFE included.

Even theebs must have thought about taking his homemade Babe effigy out of his rectum for a few seconds after hearing that.
 

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Not sure as to how you arrived at this notion, but it couldn't be anymore wrong. Houck was brought over by Wade, from the Chargers. Houck was on staff there along with Wade, and the fact that Houck had history with the Cowboys, made him a natural fit at the time. Houck had replaced Sparano as Oline coach.

And Campoo was also brought over as a replacement for Bowles, which was before Garrett became HC. I think Jerry had more to do with that than either Wade or Garrett.
Sorry, but wrong... Phillips wanted Mike Solari, but Jerry hired Houck. The same Houck who Laufenberg called "Garrett's best friend in coaching". Coincidence? Sure.

And Campo was a known Garrett guy, too. That's why Garrett assured him he had a spot on his staff even after the disastrous 2010.
 

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Not sure as to how you arrived at this notion, but it couldn't be anymore wrong. Houck was brought over by Wade, from the Chargers. Houck was on staff there along with Wade, and the fact that Houck had history with the Cowboys, made him a natural fit at the time. Houck had replaced Sparano as Oline coach.

And Campoo was also brought over as a replacement for Bowles, which was before Garrett became HC. I think Jerry had more to do with that than either Wade or Garrett.

You could not be more wrong Wade was overruled in the hiring of Houck and Garret has said several times he would create a position for Campo.

Houck was talked out of retirement last year by Garret.
 
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