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So they can focus on larger threats like bombs. These people are fucking retarded. How about you just find the bombs and the knives. Can't be that hard. You have metal detectors, you have overweight sweaty women with facial hair and beach ball fupas. Find that shit. I'm not really concerned about knives but pretty sure a knife-like object has been the weapon of choice in a hijacking before. To say that you have bigger concerns is just the dumbest fucking thing ever.
I can't believe this next part of the article is actually written.
Pitchforks? Nunchucks?
First off, I'd rather fight a guy in an enclosed area who was armed with nunchucks than a guy who had even the smallest knife. No way in hell he could get into his Bruce Leeroy nunchucking rhythm with all those fucking seats in the way. He can't really swing em, can't do anything in a grapple. A knife is far more fucking dangerous than nunchucks in a small space.
Secondly, anyone trying pass with a pitchfork or grenade should be sent home until they can learn how to function like a normal person.
That has to be a list of shit they came up with on the fly and in a panic back after the attacks.
http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/tsa-to-allow-small-knives-on-planes-211527546.html
Wonder if we can all leave our belts on now. Can't imagine they were suspecting anything other than a knife would be in it.
I can't believe this next part of the article is actually written.
While small knives are permitted, pitchforks, grenades, swords, nunchucks, stun guns, ammo and spears remain on the no-fly list. However, TSA agents confiscate such pieces of lethal weaponry at security checkpoints on a regular basis.
Pitchforks? Nunchucks?
First off, I'd rather fight a guy in an enclosed area who was armed with nunchucks than a guy who had even the smallest knife. No way in hell he could get into his Bruce Leeroy nunchucking rhythm with all those fucking seats in the way. He can't really swing em, can't do anything in a grapple. A knife is far more fucking dangerous than nunchucks in a small space.
Secondly, anyone trying pass with a pitchfork or grenade should be sent home until they can learn how to function like a normal person.
That has to be a list of shit they came up with on the fly and in a panic back after the attacks.
http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/tsa-to-allow-small-knives-on-planes-211527546.html
Wonder if we can all leave our belts on now. Can't imagine they were suspecting anything other than a knife would be in it.
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