ESPN Jerry Jones is disappointed with 4-4

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So what's the excuse of every other fucking team that doesn't make the playoffs every year or win the superbowl? You guys really live in a bubble. Detroit won 4 fucking games last year. 4. Chiefs, 2...

I could go on, but fuck all you guys that throw it all on Jerry. If you owned the team you'd be up everyone's asses too.

Should he hire a GM? Sure, but so should pretty much every other God damn team. What's it been? 6 teams that's won super bowls since we won ours? 8? 9? There's 32 fucking teams in this league. and 8 or 9 teams have won every superbowl basically since we won our last. It's like you guys think every fucking team and owner has it so much better than we do.

2/3 of the league sucks ass for the last 18 years and it's only us that needs to go about business differently? Really? That all on Jerry too?
 

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Just wow.

since our last NFC Championship game appearance 17 years ago, 13 of the 16 NFC teams have made an appearance. Only Detroit, Washington, and us have failed to make it. One common denominator in 17 years for those Dallas Cowboy squads.

Should he hire a GM? Sure, but so should pretty much every other God damn team.
30 of 32 NFL teams have a GM. The other "owner/GM" is Mike Brown and 1) he's finally gotten decent and 2) he doesn't spread himself as thin as Jerry does.

I really don't see how any reasonable person can honesty think Jerry isn't the problem.
 

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Just wow.

since our last NFC Championship game appearance 17 years ago, 13 of the 16 NFC teams have made an appearance. Only Detroit, Washington, and us have failed to make it. One common denominator in 17 years for those Dallas Cowboy squads.


30 of 32 NFL teams have a GM. The other "owner/GM" is Mike Brown and 1) he's finally gotten decent and 2) he doesn't spread himself as thin as Jerry does.

I really don't see how any reasonable person can honesty think Jerry isn't the problem.

Careful The perverted fuck will type up a transcript of shit.



Go the fuck back to Cowboys-Forum, lons.
 
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There have been 19 super bowls held since the last time we won one (1995). 10 different franchises have won those 19 super bowls. In 1995 there were 30 franchises. So a third of the league has won a super bowl since 1995.

The two expansion franchises (Browns and Texans) are 0-1 and 2-2 in the playoffs in their existence. That's right, the Texans started out as an expansion team in 2002, and they have more playoff wins in their 10 seasons than the Cowboys do in the past 17.

The number of teams who don't have a playoff win in the past 17 years is 4. Cincinnati hasn't won a playoff game in 22 seasons, Detroit - 21, Kansas City - 19, Buffalo - 17.

So if you measure franchise success by playoff wins, there are 4 franchises who are worse than the Cowboys over the past 17 years.

The number of franchises who haven't been to a conference championship game since after the 1995 season is 9. In addition to the four mentioned above, throw in Dallas, Washington, Miami and the expansion Cleveland and Houston.

Put this altogether and the Cowboys have been a bottom fifth of the league franchise since 1995 in terms of playoff success. So 2/3 of the league doesn't suck ass like us, it's more like 1/5. And I'd wager these other bottom feeding franchises have made front office changes during that time. At least they're acknowledging that changes need to be made. We've been trying to force a square peg into a round hole for 17 years.

Look at the list of teams at our level or worse than us since 1995.

Kansas City
Cincinnati
Buffalo
Cleveland
Miami
Washington
Detroit
Houston (??)

Is that who we want to be associated with?
 

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Lons, you can kindly go fuck yourself, sir.

This franchise has been dysfunctional for far too long. Threats of change get tossed about after every disappointing year. The only thing that has remained the same throughout, is the fraud at the top, your poor Jerry.

I'm done with this shit. This team has kicked me in the dick for the last time.

And for fucks sake, this franchise used to be better than a Detroit or Kansas City comparison, but you're right, sadly. That's what it's come to.

Rah, rah, go, Jerry!!!! It's not all your fault!!!!!

Shove it up your ass.
 

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Pfffft.

"HAI LOOK GUYS, WE SUCK, BUT THE LIONS TOO!!!!!!AND THE CHEIFS!

HALF!"
 

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I'm not banning him. He's free to say what he wants.

Just like he's free to be a stupid ass.
 

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There have been 19 super bowls held since the last time we won one (1995). 10 different franchises have won those 19 super bowls. In 1995 there were 30 franchises. So a third of the league has won a super bowl since 1995.

The two expansion franchises (Browns and Texans) are 0-1 and 2-2 in the playoffs in their existence. That's right, the Texans started out as an expansion team in 2002, and they have more playoff wins in their 10 seasons than the Cowboys do in the past 17.

The number of teams who don't have a playoff win in the past 17 years is 4. Cincinnati hasn't won a playoff game in 22 seasons, Detroit - 21, Kansas City - 19, Buffalo - 17.

So if you measure franchise success by playoff wins, there are 4 franchises who are worse than the Cowboys over the past 17 years.

The number of franchises who haven't been to a conference championship game since after the 1995 season is 9. In addition to the four mentioned above, throw in Dallas, Washington, Miami and the expansion Cleveland and Houston.

Put this altogether and the Cowboys have been a bottom fifth of the league franchise since 1995 in terms of playoff success. So 2/3 of the league doesn't suck ass like us, it's more like 1/5. And I'd wager these other bottom feeding franchises have made front office changes during that time. At least they're acknowledging that changes need to be made. We've been trying to force a square peg into a round hole for 17 years.

Look at the list of teams at our level or worse than us since 1995.

Kansas City
Cincinnati
Buffalo
Cleveland
Miami
Washington
Detroit
Houston (??)

Is that who we want to be associated with?

Jacksonville came into the league in 1995, which was also Dallas' last Superbowl.

Since that time Dallas has won 6 more games than the Jaguars. This includes last years 2-14 and this years 0-8.

From the beginning of 1996 to today:

Dallas: 142-138

Jacksonville: 136-144
 

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My fucked up memory had Jacksonville and Carolina coming in the same year, and Carolina beating us in the playoffs their first year.

was that year two where both expansion teams made the playoffs?

Also, the Jags were fun to watch against Denver for a few years in the playoffs iirc. Mark Brunell threw the prettiest deep ball in the history of the league.
 
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Carolina beat us in their first playoff game, but it was in 1996, their second season.
 
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