Dallas Cowboys 2026 Offseason Thread

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Superbowl Sam with a couple turnovers today.

All joking aside, I really did expect Howell to easily win the #2 job. Based on first week+ of camp, it's going to be a real competition between him and Milton though. Will be interesting to see how the coaches split the preseason PT between the two (since we know 4 will be standing on sideline). Would assume one starts game one and other starts game two, with whomever the lead dog is starting (and potentially playing most) of game three.

 

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"Kuntz"...noun...plural of "kunt"....a collection of nasty mostly liberal hags who sometimes can also be defined as "karens"...

Used in a sentence:

"I was at the grocery store and became surrounded by loud, obnoxious kuntz who were triggered by my MAGA hat"

or

"The jihad squad hags are a bunch of retarded kuntz"
 

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I have been watching a bunch of Christian Parker interviews. I gotta say guys and gal….

I am full of hopium, I ate the cheese, drank the cool aid, I am starting to believe!

And I hate it!!!

I/we have been down this road before.

The more I see of CP talking about his defense and the way he is a teacher more than anything really gives me hope.

But I go back to what I originally said when he was first hired. His scheme is super complex and our players were way too dumb to be able to pick it up.

How he talks about teaching his coaches to teach the players and hopefully this will negate how stupid our players are and allow them to get the defense on board in time for game one.

I really hope he can get the defense up to speed and I hope they are able to pick it up.

Fingers crossed our dumb ass players can step it up this year, and here is to hoping Caleb Downs turns out to be everything everyone has billed him to be.
 

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I have been watching a bunch of Christian Parker interviews. I gotta say guys and gal….

I am full of hopium, I ate the cheese, drank the cool aid, I am starting to believe!

And I hate it!!!

I/we have been down this road before.

The more I see of CP talking about his defense and the way he is a teacher more than anything really gives me hope.

But I go back to what I originally said when he was first hired. His scheme is super complex and our players were way too dumb to be able to pick it up.

How he talks about teaching his coaches to teach the players and hopefully this will negate how stupid our players are and allow them to get the defense on board in time for game one.

I really hope he can get the defense up to speed and I hope they are able to pick it up.

Fingers crossed our dumb ass players can step it up this year, and here is to hoping Caleb Downs turns out to be everything everyone has billed him to be.
Well when you have ignorant coaches who are stupid and stubborn, players are going to look stupid on the field.

That said, the dumb players are almost all gone Amigo. They've brought in a ton of guys who are nothing like the slobs we've ran out there the past couple seasons or so. We also got the bad influence guys like sulk face out of here.

I think they can finish somewhere between 10-16 in total defense and probably similar in scoring defense, and if the offense plays the way we all expect it to we'll win the division.
 
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