Cowboys to sign OT Demetress Bell

[Midswat]

I almost named my son Demetress so I'm personally pulling for this kid.

 

[Jon88]

You too? Wow.

 

[cmd34(work)]

from wikipedia

Bell, who spelled his first name "Demetrius" until 2012, when he learned his name was actually spelled "Demetress",[1] was born in 1984 to Gloria Bell, then aged 13, of Summerfield, Louisiana. According to Gloria Bell, Demetress' father is Karl Malone, a former star player in the National Basketball Association (NBA) and a fellow native of Summerfield.[2] Malone and Demetress Bell have reportedly spoken on only one occasion.[3]

Karl Malone would have been 21 in 1984. Yikes.

 

[Midswat]

DAMN!!!!

 

[cmd34(work)]

Wonder what Hos thinks of his hero Karl Malone smashing 12-year old girls.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Reportedly spoken on only one occasion lol

'Rubber?'

 

[Omegasupreme]

from wikipedia

Bell, who spelled his first name "Demetrius" until 2012, when he learned his name was actually spelled "Demetress".

Another birth cert typo incident. Karl rang Da Mistress bell and this is what he got.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Apparently cmd missed in that wiki article that Malone also fathered WNBAer Cheryl Ford, along with her twin brother.

Talk about the athletic genes on that guy.

 

[Hoofbite]

Between him and Mackenzie, Dallas might have the most feminine-sounding line out there.

Sucks they'll probably play like women, too.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Bell, who spelled his first name "Demetrius" until 2012, when he learned his name was actually spelled "Demetress",[1] was born in 1984 to Gloria Bell, then aged 13, of Summerfield, Louisiana.

"She never flinched, either" - Hostile

 

[Midswat]

I know some people are str8h8n on this signing, but wasn't this guy pretty good in Buffalo?

He signed a big deal in Philly... Guess the story is he played bad last year, but who in Philly didn't play bad last year?