Maveric
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I've been watching across the street the past couple of hours at some yutz in front of the Pet Place wearing a horrendously yellow dog suit. Greatly amused by this, since we've had no customers in this time and the temperature outside is all the way up to 18 (wind chill 5); a few observations...
1. That suit's not just yellow, it's "the dog stained the carpet" yellow.
2. It's not nearly bulky enough for anything warm to be underneath.
3. The whole time we've been watching their limbs and tail have not quit moving.
4. (Ties with 2 and 3) Whatever they're getting paid is not nearly enough.
5. I am impressed, someone just brought them coffee and they got a drink off without having to take the head all the way off.
6. With the rhythm they've got going there's got to be a song in their head.
7. With Sixth Avenue traffic if a cat runs by there could be a disaster. And speaking of which...
8. Are they violating any leash laws?
1. That suit's not just yellow, it's "the dog stained the carpet" yellow.
2. It's not nearly bulky enough for anything warm to be underneath.
3. The whole time we've been watching their limbs and tail have not quit moving.
4. (Ties with 2 and 3) Whatever they're getting paid is not nearly enough.
5. I am impressed, someone just brought them coffee and they got a drink off without having to take the head all the way off.
6. With the rhythm they've got going there's got to be a song in their head.
7. With Sixth Avenue traffic if a cat runs by there could be a disaster. And speaking of which...
8. Are they violating any leash laws?
