2025 Week Fifteen: Minnesota Vikings vs. Dallas Cowboys

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Busy day tomorrow so I'm starting this sucker now. We suck. This defense needs change, and a shit ton of it, starting of course with Eberflus. The offensive line has injuries, stupid penalties all over the place, and don't even get me started on that stupid ass crap from Pickens on Thursday. We don't deserve to even sniff the playoffs. We suck.
That being said, don't let yesterday fool you. As someone who's seen nearly all of their games, the Vikings suck worse. JJ McCarthy will be a very good quarterback in this league someday, but right now he's essentially a rookie. A rookie with a struggling running game, a horrible offensive line, below average tight ends, a head case wide receiver of his own in Jordan Addison, and an up and down defense.
Two crappy teams on the big stage. Just because I want to rub it in the face of every Vikings fan I know (and there's a lot of them them), I'll try this one more time. I'm picking Cowboys 33 Vikings 23, but if they fuck this one up it's double digit loss predictions the rest of the year...
 
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Meanwhile..
Jalen Hurts threw four interceptions against the Los Angeles Chargers in a recent Monday Night Football game (Week 14, 2025), resulting in a 22-19 overtime loss for the Eagles, with the final pick sealing the game for the Chargers.
This performance marked a career-high in interceptions for Hurts, who also had another turnover on a single play where he fumbled twice, bringing his total turnovers to five for the game.
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Maveric said:
Busy day tomorrow so I'm starting this sucker now. We suck. This defense needs change, and a shit ton of it, starting of course with Eberflus. The offensive line has injuries, stupid penalties all over the place, and don't even get me started on that stupid ass crap from Pickens on Thursday. We don't deserve to even sniff the playoffs. We suck.
That being said, don't let yesterday fool you. As someone who's seen nearly all of their games, the Vikings suck worse. JJ McCarthy will be a very good quarterback in this league someday, but right now he's essentially a rookie. A rookie with a struggling running game, a horrible offensive line, below average tight ends, a head case wide receiver of his own in Jordan Addison, and an up and down defense.
Two crappy teams on the big stage. Just because I want to rub it in the face of every Vikings fan I know (and there's a lot of them them), I'll try this one more time. I'm picking Cowboys 33 Vikings 23, but if they fuck this one up it's double digit loss predictions the rest of the year...
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I'm a little surprised they didn't flex this game out of SNF TBH. There are SEVERAL far more attractive (and more important) games on this week's slate.

Cowboys shit the bed v Detroit and blew a golden opportunity to really put extreme pressure on Philly, who crapped their own pants last night to leave a small sliver of playoff hope for Dallas.
 
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Hey dumbshit league, what will "improve" officiating is thoroughly investigating officials who repeatedly fuck up obvious calls. The reason why they do it is obvious to almost everyone except your office.



 
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It's Army Navy week fellow cabal.

Nobody better come back with "this isnt Cowboy related why is it here!!!!!!" either, otherwise your fandom will seriously be in question.

The REAL Captain America hails from the Naval Academy and won a Heisman there. That makes this official Dallas Cowboys business.

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It's looking pretty bleak, folks. The Redskins might shut down Daniels for the year. Mariota is a capable QB, but he has a penchant for the boneheaded play.

Eagles v Raiders (should be a get right game for the Eagles). Raiders might activate Kolton Miller (T) and that will help.

I have no clue why they choose to start Geno Smith over Pickett, I thought Pickett did a decent job with the Steelers. Aidan O'Connell has looked more than decent when I've watched him play.

Eagles vs. Redskins: It's in Washington, doubt it, but I think there might be a 40% chance the Redskins win even with Mariota.

Eagles vs. Bills: We needed the Chargers to beat the Eagles. It happened by a whisker. Had we taken care of business against the Lions, we'd be in the driver's seat here. 70% chance the Bills win in Buffalo, late December in THE SECOND TO LAST HOME GAME at Rich Stadium (sorry, I still call it Rich Stadium).

Energy at that game should be like no other. Fans will be more raucous than usual. The final game against the Jets will be a sad goodbye, with the Bills fully expected to win.

I miss my 50 yard line nose bleed season tickets. Good times freezing my ass off!

Eagles vs. Redskins. Should be an easy Eagles win since I expect a significant portion of the Redskins roster has made plans for Cancun and don't want to spend the offseason rehabbing just to help the Cowboys..

Absolutely zero margin for Dallas! And frankly, who doesn't think we'd be one and done anyway?

Assuming we squeak past the Eagles, and everything else stays the same, we'd play the Bears in round one in Dallas. Even playing them in Dallas, I don't feel good about it. Maybe that feeling will change.
 
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