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BEASLEY buss one!

LOL

Shurrrrrr is a good thing we got him back though.

Bailey's been Ginger's crutch for sooooo long though.

Starting at the bottom with the water boys and going all the way to the top with a dead Jerruh.

Switzer's broken exactly ONE punt return for a score all year, and these idiot commentators are calling him "dangerous."

But boy oh boy ain't it a good thing we have Bailey back! Super Bowl baby!

He doesn't consider pesky little things like field and weather conditions at all relevant.

Surrrrrre is a good thing we got Bailey back, we might be able to win some of these close games.

13th game of the season, and we haven't even tried to get Switzer's speed involved in this offense.

Lee out, apparent bruised vagina.

These idiot commentators keep saying "Dallas letting them hang around" we're not "letting" them do shit, they're flat BEATING us - out-hustling out-hitting and out-coaching us.

Yes, a bizarre statistical anomaly.

FIXED!

Stunning stat, that we're the 3rd least penalized team in the league, what with the Big Conspiracy and all.

Probably not your best defensive call, to match up with Dez one-on-one with your midget corner. Dez or any other team's #1 wideout.

LOL

Good thing we have Bailey back though! LOL

Looks silly, like a fucking clown show. Explains why drop 'em Dez lobbied for it.

When the chef washes his hands in dogshit, regardless of the quality of the ingredients you supply him, toppings, spices or condiments - you're still gonna taste the dogshit.