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And it fucking nearly happened!

That was just plain horrid.

Hea come da pick six now right after that chowderhead penalty. Debacle on.

The 3rd down pass to Cooper was just a dumb play call. Stupid route, shouldn't even be in the playbook.

Zeke turned the wrong way, obviously. They were seen talking about it right after.

Martin hurt really sucks.

We will win the ballgame. Put it in 3 inch letters. Dallas with a 4.

I got you bitches attention. Now... PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING GAME AND CHEER OUR COWBOYS ON FOR THE FUCKING WIN! They all were, except Garrett last week and during this pregame. He donned the jacket during the show intro.

Our players are pissed that the DCU resident fashion critic Scot never noticed their silver panties and their coach's blue sweats in lieu of the more manly Army-looking gear every other fucking coach in the league is wearing.

Clearly Ginger thinks uniform switches will get the team over the hump.

Hey Scot, you're slacking. Dallas has the silver "away" pants with the white home jerseys tonight, instead of the sea foam green pants. Should make bbgun happy.

2nd week in a row, Ginger not wearing the support the troops drab olive gear ALL other HCs and assistants wearing. Garrett hates the troops.

He's widely regarded as one of the greats. But that doesn't mean he's not underrated or underappreciated. If you catch my meaning.

From 1964 no less. Imagine it, 30 TD passes in run-heavy 1964. At the time it really stood out. Today it's meh. On the way to this mark, Mahomes also surpassed such luminaries as Trent Green (27) and Elvis Grbac (28).

Garbage is exactly right. But if you want something at least close to that 90s ball control posession-type offense, look no further than what we had going in 2016.

Yep and it is among the plays they hardly ever call anymore. When is the last time you remember a real, actual, run-simulation play fake on 1st and 10? Or any time since the middle of 2017? It went away right when Zeke went on his suspension, probably because our brainiac coaching staff thought...

It doesn't take an entire season to "figure" out a QB. Certainly not two. No QB can when the playcaller obstinately keeps running straight into 8 man boxes, and on predictable down/yardage situations. Then forced to throw into a pass-ready set. You pretend teams didn't ever load the box in 2016...

Never used to Never used to Usedtacould Usedtacould No. Calls plays feeding right into the teeth of defenses. Run up the gut on 1st and 10 every time, until behind on the scoreboard. No draws on 3rd and short. No passes on 1st down. Entirely and utterly predictable.