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Well. Going forward we're gonna have to call on 90s, smash mouth football. With Zeke as Emmitt, Dalton as Troy and Lamb as Irvin. Because Dalton can't run, so you gotta tear out all plays from the playbook that involve qb mobility. And every play that comes off that. Dalton is a veteran warrior...

Rookie center and no butt time with the backup qb. Can't blame Biadazz though, he put the ball right in Dalton's hands on that.

Ankle getting rolled up like that could just as easily happen in the pocket. Or to a receiver or a RB. Or a lineman.

Boys... Let's just face it, we're snakebit.

My ankle doesn't bend that way. Of course, I'm not a super conditioned athlete either so maybe this is normal.

Our fucking special teams suck. 12 men on the field. On a punt. We give 'em a free three.

It wasn't luck it was an illegal pick. Hence why the dude had no defender running with him.

We have two-thirds of our salary going to the offensive side of the ball. Only one-third for the D. Another ingredient in the pot of shit I referenced earlier.

This offense can be all-time deadly if we eliminate the turnovers.

Looked like Danny White out there.

Lamb starting to make a believer out of me.

I can't blame him. No doubt they worked on that all week after his scouts spotted our idiot tendency on film.

Helps your D too by eating clock and keeping them on the bench.

Good God. We don't scout ourselves at all, we just let the opponent do it for us weekly.

He's a buffoon for sticking with Ginger for 10 years. Is this a "long game" tank? Please. Your silliness is getting boring now.

Just LOVE hearing Romo preach to us about how bad turnovers are. Seriously, earlier he even had the choice irony of saying, "nobody wants to drop back 40 times a game, it's just turnovers waiting to happen." Figured that out watching games from the booth huh Tony?

We finally generate a TD defensively. How long has it been since we've seen that?

Wait. He's a buffoon now for finally firing Garrett? Or for hiring McCarthy? Or... For allowing the coronavirus to end offseason and preseason? Please just stop.

One thing you DO have to do in order to get a new o-line to gel IS lots of running the ball. So I won't gripe about all the 1st and 10 runs we're seeing today. You gotta run tge ball to get good at it and be able to do it successfully when you really need it.

All nonsense, really. "Tanking" purposely is "wildcatting" now? You're really stretching a silly concept much too thin.