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She saved my life when I got pinned down in a firefight outside Da Nang in '69.

I wish Sandy had diddled me. Sure I'd have crippling emotional problems, but I'd also be rich as fuck.

he is one ugly mofo

Before some of you wish me dead, please remember that I provide pix, vids, humor, and young erotica.

Halle Berry, only older, fatter and more "cracky."

DCF says his mom will be there. This might be the phoniest, lie-ridden press conference since Jerry split from Jimmy.

I have a bigger wee wee.

Not while Jerry is running the show. Get used to disappointment.

Thanks for the vids. No Cowlishaw, though.

Can't wait to see his well-developed chest glistening in the California sun.

Why are they calling this the final Batman? Because Bale wants to hang it up? Certainly more Batman movies will be made with a different lead actor.

you can't become a grandmother if you're a semen-hating lesbo

this thread could use some vintage lesbianism

No loss.

Fortunately, my statue at the Jailbait Hall of Fame remains, um, "erect."

Skidadl and his "up for anything" wife sound like swingers. You should send in your application.

are you including mental illness?

takes care of you when you're sick

cooking, cleaning, nursing, companionship, second income (assuming she works) etc.

He should go to jail just for being so tone-deaf.