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Give me Tanney or give me death.

By all means, keep running downfield like you did as a rook. Only a matter of time before you're roadkill again.

Hos no like soccer in JerryWorld

right, the way I protected myself when I banged that gook prostitute in Nam

so we swap picks even if he doesn't make the team?

John Roper, Part II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YARVWTmhONo

he's worth a conditional 7th at best

good, because there's a mole on my back that needs ointment and I can't reach

I'm a Yankee fan (waits for applause), but I'd take Darvish over Tanaka. Darvish has been elite for a longer period of time, has flirted with two no-hiitters this year, has double digit strikeouts five out of his last eight starts, and isn't a gopher ball machine.

should we send flowers to the family?

stealing ideas from Kimmel? lame

time to beg Theebs to come back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZaGWGAMjus

he's probably on one of them there golfing vacations, recharging his homer batteries for the upcoming season

let's chip in for one of those personalized bricks outside of Jerryworld like we did for Pops

Not surprised. There are people who fake cancer for donations. It happens.