Mother fucker I'll put whatever avatar on my account you want, right now. I don't give a shit about it nor do I give two red rat's asses about yours.
The bet is for $100 only, or fuck off.
Hey man, I was flexible with you when i didn't have to be, and bent some to save you from chickening out. Now what's it gonna be, a adult bet or this kiddie shit you're proposing?
No, you chicken off your firmly entrenched position because you're starting to see it was silly. Silly cheerleading, and when the specter of losing a hundred dollar bill entered into it, your actual brain kicked in.
Okay then so the bet is for $100 payable via PayPal, and it is:
Me: We have a...
It ain't the distance Boys. That's not gonna make much change and not going to affect coaching decisions much when it comes to points after touchdown. If you really want to make the kicking game interesting, here's how.
Move the uprights closer together by about two feet, and put a BAR across...
See? you're chickening. Where's all your cheerleader positivity? It's a lot harder to generate annit, when it's a hundred bucks riding? C'mon Man. My original prediction was either 1-4 or 2-3. Yours was, 4-1. I'm not the one moving goalposts now.
BUT - I will bend some. You get "winning record"...
Hell, I am paying a outside coder $150 bucks this month to code us a bootstrap-based mobile responsive style, and when you lose this bet most of that is financed! I'll even name that new style "EverlastingMobile." Win-Win!
See how positive I am? I already got your ill-placed $100, spent!
Yeah I don't either, just want to see of you'll put up or shut up, and I figure $100 is enough to risk, to make somebody actually look at the damn schedule, know that we're the Dallas Cowboys and the rest of the league hates us anyway, and see that it's 5 buzzsaws we're running into, of teams...
We're on for $100?
The bet is:
Me: We go 2-3 or worse, in our games before the bye week. This means 1-4 and even 0-5. Ties count as losses.
You: We go 4-1, in our games before the bye week.
Stakes: $100 payable via PayPal.
Agreed?
That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard today. It's either black, or white? No grey area where reality lies?
No Man, it's $100. And no avatar shit. You have 6 weeks to explain this to your wife. You have reasonably one week, to make up your mind. If bet not accepted this week it's still...
And, to tell you the truth 0 and fucking 5 wouldn't surprise me. These opponents are gonna be coming after us like we won the Soup Bow. So I am saying my bet is 2-3 or worse.
Ok NOW we are where we were 2 weeks ago when I offered you a bet and you chickened. I am still offering. What do you want to bet?
I say, either 1-4 or 2-3 to start the season. Look at the fucking schedule dude. You say 4-1. Let's fucking bet.
You weren't saying "CAN go." You were saying WILL go. See the difference?
Of fucking course the team CAN go 4-1. It CAN go 0-5. Are you a coward as well as a sissy?
And you chickened on a BET after saying you predict 4-1.
I STILL see 1-4 or possibly 2-3 on the way to either 8-8 or 9-7 season.
He didn't? Oh, it's HIM bringing the shit up from 2 weeks ago in several threads? No, it's YOU. And yes, myself and others agree you WERE mindlessly cheerleading, in...
I'm amending this to add - if we have a bunch of stupid penalties and turnovers yeah, we can lose to this Giants team. This is the NFL, you can't expect to win games turning the ball over. Tony Romo and Dez, notwithstanding.
You say this in complete contradiction to what you said in the thread linked, that you "see only positive." And "positive" is NOT exactly how things are!
And it is NOT exactly as you claimed. You said a "moderator" jumped on you for being positive, and anyone reading that thread can see you...