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Like maybe, his hometown Pop Warner team.

He wasn't fat like this until after he sang the praises of Ginger publicly. Just a thought.

You vastly underestimate the idiocy of both our Fandom, and Jerry.

Seems like it was a intelligent move, the stadium deal was a screw for the city of Dallas - City owns the stadium and only leases it to Jerry, who also operates it and rakes in all the profits. All the city gets is the lease amount annually. Arlington kissed his ass and went for that deal...

Turns out Machota has claimed to be the Daddy of this photo, and explains it all right here. Dallas Cowboys: Tony Romo is not overweight | SportsDay Quick question - If Tony's image is distorted, how come the other person in the frame looks fine, and the chain link proportions on the fence...

The Pillsbury Throwboy!

They don't want to hurt his fee-wings.

I'd really rather have Roger announce his group is immediately building a "real football stadium" and making Jerry EAT the rest of the lease on that lurid, garish parody as part of the sale. Natural disasters mean insurance windfall.

That's the worst possible one. Jerry, finally vindicated? 'Anyone can win a Super Bowl with this team?' C'mon now. Best possible scenario is Jerry gets into massive financial trouble, drinks a lot more, and finally he dies the day after the team is sold to a investor group led by Roger fucking...

The swag sales the first three months alone would more than pay Johnny Futon's salary.

This is quite the sobering thread. If we aren't able to put a lot of scoring pressure on opponents, they're going to eat us alive.

Violent crime way down since 1991, while firearm ownership tripled. Possible correlation?

Never seen or ever heard it explained that way before and it makes sense the way you explained it. Questions are, why didn't they just include the "too" in the name, and how much trouble would Sherman or any other black athlete or celeb be in if he/she insisted on adding it when they talk about...

The Seahawks' Richard Sherman doubled down on what he said before, that "all lives matter" and the Huffington Post took him to task, saying he "needs to stop saying that." That column was penned by a white guy. So it's okay for a white guy to tell a black guy what he needs to say or not say...

So, I try to inject some reality and try to help you contain your blind homerish predictions of Superman Zeke by suggesting two edits to your gushing posts, and your panties get THIS wet? There's nothing wrong at all in taking your nonsensical absolute terms and replacing them with more...

Just pull the quotes up and post them then. Easier still, just a link to the thread where all this happened. Pretty sure you just dreamed it.

Roger all of this, except I would edit it to say he SHOULD be on the field most of the time. He won't. This is Dallas. This is Jerry and Ginger. Yes they fucking are! They're talking RBBC still. Oh wait, they're just doing that as a smoke screen, right? Please. They will say it's "with a...

Orrrrrr, you're thinking of someone else.

My main concern on Gurley was that great big scar on his knee, not fumbling. And yes please do find that exact quote. RBBC. They've consistently been saying that. You really think they're going to load their rookie with over 300 carries? You really think they learned one fucking thing from the...