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  1. Doomsday

    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    I can't tell if the drunk sumbitch is just addled, or if he is being intentionally obtuse. "I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all," Jones said. "So I think you keep going." I took...
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Full Jerry quote on the "staff" thing. What a bunch of nonsensical gobbledygook, but he does at least make it clear he's NOT endorsing them. Leaving the door open for wholesale changes come this offseason.
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Here's how dismal we are: 934112780621402115
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    TIDBIT: Garrett is one of nine head coaches who have held that job since the start of 2011, his first full season. Six of the 9 have won Super Bowls and a seventh (Rivera) at least won his conference and a SB trip. Of the nine, only Marvin Lewis hasn't even won a playoff game. Ginger has one...
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Not surprising either.
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    funniest article headline of the season (so far)

    I'll have a side order of Hater Tots with this gallon of Haterade please!
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    funniest article headline of the season (so far)

    Thread bump of the decade right here. :TD
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    I would be unsurprised if this was Garrett's last season as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Honestly. Wouldn't be surprised either way really.
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Not a ringing endorsement even, Jerry?
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Yeah that's false. At least, I never found that one as a actual quote to the media. There's a ton of memes out there saying this was part of a locker room speech Jerry gave the players. Snopes says no, but no idea who their source is for the denial. Would it surprise anyone if Jerry truly...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    You mean Jerry's? It was well reported on, these are quotes to the media. "But if there is anything that is disrespectful to the flag then we will not play,” Jones said. “You understand? If we are disrespecting the flag then we won’t play. Period.” “We’re going to respect the flag, and I’m...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    That's not at all complicated. It's human nature. Cowboys RB Rod Smith: “Whats frustrating about it is we got the talent. These teams we’re losing to, to be honest, we shouldnt be losing to.” Jason Witten: "I believe we have enough playmakers. Certainly collectively we haven’t [made enough...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    BUT..... The players all stand for the anthem! Does it occur to anyone else that our legion of suck started right after Jerry said that if we don't stand for the anthem, we don't play? And said the players were just "performers on a 100 yard stage?" It's almost like there's a silent strike on...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    BUT... They all stand respectfully for the anthem!
  15. Doomsday

    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    STAFF, he keeps saying.
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Right like I said, not a head count. But like you said, I'm pretty sure we would have noticed 60 thousand empty seats even if not looking for it and even with the networks carefully masking it.
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    I looked it up. Paid Attendance: 93,012 It's a PDF, the official gamebook. And that's not a head count, it's the official paid attendance.
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    2017 Week 12 thread - Happy Thanksgiving!

    Yeah usually I look for that on any other game except Cowboys home games, our idiot fanbase will continue to fill the stadium and if they don't, the enemy fans will.
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    Blowout loss proves Cowboys coach Jason Garrett has failed on so many levels

    They were, almost religously, until recently. Like I said the skepticism switch got turned on.
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    *** BREAKING NEWS!!! GARRETT FIRED!!! HELL YEAH!!! FINALLY!!! ***

    See? And what have our tight ends done since then? See? See?
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