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Switzer's broken exactly ONE punt return for a score all year, and these idiot commentators are calling him "dangerous."

But boy oh boy ain't it a good thing we have Bailey back! Super Bowl baby!

He doesn't consider pesky little things like field and weather conditions at all relevant.

Surrrrrre is a good thing we got Bailey back, we might be able to win some of these close games.

13th game of the season, and we haven't even tried to get Switzer's speed involved in this offense.

Lee out, apparent bruised vagina.

These idiot commentators keep saying "Dallas letting them hang around" we're not "letting" them do shit, they're flat BEATING us - out-hustling out-hitting and out-coaching us.

Yes, a bizarre statistical anomaly.

FIXED!

Stunning stat, that we're the 3rd least penalized team in the league, what with the Big Conspiracy and all.

Probably not your best defensive call, to match up with Dez one-on-one with your midget corner. Dez or any other team's #1 wideout.

LOL

Good thing we have Bailey back though! LOL

Looks silly, like a fucking clown show. Explains why drop 'em Dez lobbied for it.

When the chef washes his hands in dogshit, regardless of the quality of the ingredients you supply him, toppings, spices or condiments - you're still gonna taste the dogshit.

As it should be. National Conference, Eastern Division. Boyeeeeeeeee.

But they're coaching taking off, out of him. Among other ways they've screwed this kid up.

GNATS

Typical Collinsworth idiocy - pregame gushing, "just throw it to Julio Jones, just throw it to him even when he's covered he's not" and now that Atlanta has 3 picks in a row on balls forced to a covered Jones, this fucking genius says, "I don't understand why he's forcing the ball to Julio Jones!"

Will it be this season? Dallas would be only the 12th NFL franchise to reach 500 regular season wins, and they would reach the plateau in the second-fewest games played (879) behind only the Bears (863). The other 500 win teams include: Chicago (founded 1920), San Francisco (1950), NY Giants...