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First time since 1960 that we've allowed 38 points three straight games. That was our expansion effort folks.

They're down to their 3rd string RB, a guy who no shit was working on a FISHING BOAT last week... And they're STILL gashing us with chunk runs.

I get the feeling Belechick could find a way to win, with STENY Hoyer at QB.

McCarthy to Pam Oliver at half, about the defense: "We've got to do a better job of stopping them." The man is a fucking genius. A whole flock of freakin Freuds. The planet's most clever carbon-based lifeform!

Totally aware of that. Trying to let HIM know.

Hey man, you're an hour and a half behind us. We're WATCHING the game.

Halftime adjustment for the defense from Nolan: Wet Paper Sack 2!

Study long study wrong. Prepare wrong perform wrong.

We've deployed our newest innovation on defense. The Wet Paper Sack scheme. It's supposed to mesmerize them and lull them to sleep.

Garrett hurting the team again!

It's not slumber it's confusion. They don't know their assignments and there's way too many if/then conditionals rolling through their heads. Hell they don't even know where to line up half the time.

Yeahbut... I'm talking about his running. He just looks slow to me.

Is it just me or does Mayfield look slower than most guys?

Very important overlooked point and was my first and only thought.

Man whatta pass. Blue smoke trailing off it.

The Gimp is a total liability in coverage. Gets exposed several times weekly.

They might not be as apt to load that box if you get known for uncorking BOMBS regularly.

Throw a BOMB occasionally.

It's a 1200 page playbook 3-4. Installed piecemeal with total scheme and terminology change, with no training camp to speak of and no preseason. It's malpractice. It's supposed to feature the gadget of The Gimp doing pass rush.

Guys. Newsflash: This fucking gadget defense fucking sucks.