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I'd throw Dak in the same trade and just do a Russell Wilson with him. Trade partner pays him veteran minimum while we pay him to play for them. We'll have him off the books in a couple of years. Anything to make Parsons irresistible.

The restructures are baked into the pie. Dak just gets a big upfront check every time.

Jerry's never gonna hire a Landry. C'mon.

I'm okay with this.

Amalgamated, Federalizated, Socialistic... Hey I don't know what the fuck it means... Funniest parody video all time. 1980.

Nyuk

Green Energy.

I just want to make Parsons as attractive as possible because I believe he's the guy that once he gets the big bag, he'll slack way off. I don't want to be the one to give him the big bag. I'm overpaying my QB1 already. I'm just going to try really hard to unload him and I'm prepared to be...

Yeah he's preaching to the choir.

Someone is taking Cam Ward in the first, Shaduer goes in the second? That's two teams not in the running for QB next year. I'll have my pick at 12 plus the one you gave me for Paraons. This team has needs now.

He's only a Sophomore? Redshirt freshman last season. And might not be the demand for QB that most think it is. Teams needing the QB1 are getting them this year they're not waiting.

I get back my draft investment in Parsons and in fact double it, and get the higher second next year. I want to make him especially attractive. I understand where you're coming from going strictly by the grades. I'm using my 1 next year to trade up and target a QB.

If Star Trek were a 1940s movie or serial, this is the trailer. (AI produced.)

Damn they're stupid.

We keep our 1, and give us your 1 this year and your highest second next year and I'd be satisfied. Whoever takes a deal still has to pay him. So I cut them some slack. I want to MOVE the soon to be expensive commodity. I don't need a huge haul.