You've moved the goal posts. The mea culpa and the hat and crow eating is after we winda soup bow and Dak is MVP after such performance as I described. No stupid steak buying or any of that shit.
Unbelievably they removed PE from schools right there on the chopping block with industrial arts, automotive shop, wood shop, and home economics.
Anything to teach kids useful life skills allowing them to succeed in the marketplace, gone.
Not possible.
When we winda soup bow you'll be saying the defense carried the D-minus QB who threw for 400 yards had four pass TDs one on the ground no turnovers and was named the game MVP.