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Not quite. Tisch was mocking our "America's Team" moniker, which is worthy of contempt if you're not a Dallas fan.

Three days in and I'm already sick of him. He embarrassed himself with the "glory hole" nonsense, picked an unnecessary fight with the Giants, and was admittedly MIA during Dez's latest troubles. This team is in the very best of hands.

Yep. He needed 24 hours to come up with a lame cover story.

Jerry's sticking to his "tough guy" act. Hi-larious.

He's starting to look like that stiff in "Weekend at Bernie's." Are we sure that Jerry's still alive?

Stop panicking and overreacting you kneejerking piece of crap! Just thought I'd beat the Zone to the punch.

You never see them in a room at the same time. Hmmm.

"But .. but .. he built a new stadium and spends money on the team!" So do a shitload of other owners. That doesn't put him in their league.

So he's as low-class as Bennett. Wonderful. Let the players do the trash talking, Jerry.

B-e-l-i-e-v-e. :towel In all seriousness, it is against the law to machine gun people into a massive pit?

Yep. I was really intrigued by him, too. Not a promising start.

I thought they were toast when Mo went down but they've surprised me. Their fat lead in the AL East means they can weather the loss of Pettitte and A-Rod for the next month or so. My biggest concern is if they lose Game 1 of the WC round, because Sabathia hasn't exactly been dominant this year...

Unlikely. He just died.

Bob and I are gonna try out. We can't be any worse than the current collection of nobodies they're fielding.

WTF? Watkins: Mackenzy Bernadeau has minor knee surgery Mackenzy Bernadeau has minor knee surgery July, 29, 2012 By Calvin Watkins | ESPNDallas.com OXNARD, Calif. -- Cowboys guard Mackenzy Bernadeau was doing rehab work on the practice fields here Sunday morning hoping...

Ditto John Travolta's wife.

I wonder how Mrs. Jones is taking the news.

Yikes. I'd hate to think it was Jerry's dick I was anonymously sucking last week instead some hot young stud's.

This is like asking which one of the Golden Girls I'd like to bang. There are no good answers. P.S. Sophia.

Thanks for the vids. We're lucky to have someone in the DFW area who takes the time to record this stuff.