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"But .. but .. his momma was a crack whore! That gives him carte blanche to act like a turd his entire life!" Or so I've heard.

I can hear the Zoners spinning this incident as we speak. "Lay off! He's just a kid!" Um, no. He's a grown ass man.

He wasn't arrested in Miami.

So much for the "sure he's an immature turd, but at least he's never been in trouble with the law" defense. That used to be the homers' stock response to TO's shenanigans, too.

No love for the dweeby kicker? Bastids.

We've gotten rid of knuckleheads in the past (TO, Pacman, Crayton), but it didn't automatically translate into winning.

Still too high IMO. Maybe they saved Jerry from doing something foolish.

Oh man, Cleveland must be desperate.

The guy got hurt running in a straight line? Pass.

I think Middy hit his head on something.

That's what he's been the last few years.

You know you're in trouble when you out-homer Hos.

Foreword by A. Hitler

speaking of which, we want to see that Arizona footage you've been sitting on

Dammit. Middy steals my line.

But it was a former Cowboy (Bennett) with intimate knowledge of Tony who sparked the discussion. You can still make the case that Romo is technically/statistically better than Manning, but I won't be as petty as those Zoners who contend that Eli is not "elite."

Yeah, I heard that interview. He said there wouldn't be a player of Gordon's quality in next year's third round, so this is the chance to get him somewhat "cheap." Something to ponder.

shit just got real