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It seems the Eagles havent really had to pay much of a price for the mess Chip Kelly left. Other teams seem happy to bail them out.

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Why would anybody want to live there?

Im sure Parcells isnt the kind of guy Garrett would talk too because BP would tell Garrett to quit all the BS cliches and actually come up with a plan and a way to win. Thats just not Garretts style.

Right next to Pep pulling that same lever :rofl3

Other side of the Gulf. And apparently that makes a huge difference.

Stupid, ignorant, misinformed and lacking any awareness of reality. On top of that a first class steaming POS.

If Dak does well Jerry will say its all because of Garrett the great QB guru. If Dak struggles Jerry will say thats what all young QB's do but Jason will coach him up. Either way, Jerry will have an excuse to keep Garrett around.

Yep TX beaches are awful. You described it to a TEE

So sad and so true.

So Garrett gets a free pass with a built in excuse before the season even starts. Has there ever been a sorryier head coach with better luck than this guy?

:bouncebig Would he still be a diamond among trash in that scenario?

Its the perfect Jerry move. Get an oft injured player who hasnt lived up to expectations. Jerry's boys can fix him and hit a homerun making it a steal of a deal. When in reality the guy would probably finish his career in Dallas playing about 4 games this year, and being released.

How many years has Jerry neglected the QB position and never thought about the future?

You would think. However, if they werent opened before then its certainly plausible they're still closed in a dark stinky place where the sun doesnt shine. Its not like 1-11 w/o Romo was the first indication.

Yea, that way he can enjoy being a slave to the bondage of it all

And I dont think that its a coincidence that under Garrett Cassel was a complete failure. Nor weeden.

Our coach (pains me to type that) was more that risk averse football. He just didnt know what to do with a game plan or scheme to adapt to the players he had. He's not a coach really. He can clap and slap butts, parrot some coach speak when all is going well and he looks ok. Its when...

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