It should be perfectly obvious by now that we don't have the braintrust in place to find the right players, so there's gonna be a lot of unhappy people no matter what.
Can't help it. I was inspired by the GOP's "War on slutty, entitled Georgetown law students who think that Catholic institutions should pay for their birth control Women."
Irrelevant. The point is that he wasn't chosen at random. And wasn't he in that Jimmy Kimmel "most handsome men" sketch? Probably just another wacky coincidence.
No one forced him to date a high-profile celeb (Jessica) or jump up on stage with rockers. Tuna warned him not to become a "celeb QB" and he failed. There should be a rule that can't do commercials or endorse products unless you win a championship.
He and his wife, obviously. He's the QB of a glamorous team who sponsors stuff and does a lot of commercials. She was even in the public eye before she met him. If they're nobodies, why are the British tabs covering them...