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Jerry Jones stunting Dallas' progress By Ashley Fox | ESPN.com Remember Cabo? In early 2008, Tony Romo was roundly criticized for taking his then-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, to Cabo San Lucas the weekend before the top-seeded Dallas Cowboys' home playoff game against the New York Giants...

Furio was underrated http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ywnn0jNmDIw

he'll lie and say he's a Dallas fan now. they all do that.

"I smell death on you, sir."

that goober kid is probably Charlotte's son

Charlotte: "Your people have a lot of rhythm." Williams: "Thank you, rich white lady."

89? what a shitty, boring number

way too tan. i hate that look.

butterface

at least his few INTs were really consequential (Cincy, Pitt)

those chairs look really comfortable. i wonder how much they cost.

Probably a Chinese takeout menu. Moo goo gai pan all around!

Except nobody was happy with those signings. They were dismissed as band-aids on a gaping wound. Jerry didn't want to sign Nicks, so he went with two (relative) cheapies with less than stellar reputations.

Jerry: "Charlotte, have you seen this bill? Who the fuck made a call to New Guinea?"

stammering idiot

So sick of that disclaimer. Just because you're the #1 guy at your position doesn't automatically make you a first rounder. Some teams had Nassib as the #2 QB. Didn't mean he had to be overdrafted.

F! :lol http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--2013-nfc-draft-grades--coming-off-a-super-bowl-season--the-49ers-have-a-super-draft-222459529.html

Please. Dallas is enough of a circus as it is.

He certainly didn't come out of Tennessee with a reputation for blocking. Parcells used to mock him as a "pass catching TE" in order to motivate him in the blocking department.