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I posted it here a couplathree years ago. It's just a parody of Jimmy Buffett's hit. Last verse still cracks me up, and there's also bitching between some of the verses and at the end. Last verse goes like this here: I took off my flip-flop Threw it at carrot top Cuz the Dallas coach is a...

Reminds me of my "Mediocreville" song I recorded a few years back.

I can't imagine why. Only way I would consider it is if I lived nearby. Welcome to :theu

They love the Texas people though.

Midswat posted a pic of his once. It was only 1px by 1px though.

We need a double-lulz button!

I'm starting to develop a real seething hate for this puke.

This is why I don't support her claim for damages but at the same time their system is shitty. Our world-renowned DC Cheerleaders are paid less than Guatemalan seamstresses. And likely paid a lot less than our pole dancers. This must stop.

Yeah I really don't support her case necessarily but am really glad she's trying to bust open this old can of corn.

Start with the pole dancers then. Remember, one of the first things Jimmy had to talk this dumbfuck out of, was dressing the cheerleaders in bicycle shorts.

Especially when you have pole dancers. It's a REAL bad look.

"Improvement" being two or three more wins than last year followed immediately with a one and done playoff appearance? What would these writers consider to be "improvement?"

If the pay claims in this article are true, it's flat ridiculous but the fact this woman and others AGREE to the conditions makes me feel less supportive of her lawsuit. But, this shit's gotta GO. Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders should be extremely well paid, not this crappy wage scale. Ditch the...

Californians moving to those areas is the very reason they're so crappy, so there's that. Up here a half mile in elevation, still wide open range, only around 300,000 people in the metro, suits me just fine and short of pro sports, I have everything the sardine cans down state have. Except of...

Orrrrr more than likely he dumps the "man purse" as fast as Emmitt Smith dumped the MC Hammer wardrobe!LOL

It just hit me. He "wants to be a leader" but is walking around sporting a $2400 "man bag!"

Isn't that what we have by default anyway?LOL

More to the point, they are conditioned not to care, are taught that it's all one really huge grey area.

Not sure how this myth continues, probably because it usually goes ignorantly unchallenged. First of all, there are no "flag laws.” There is a flag code, but you can’t be penalized for not following it. Furthermore, any state flag can be flown at the same height as the US flag. But Texas’ own...

Real good financial planners nix 2400 dollar man purses, so your doubt is likely. Of course, morons typically don't take the advice of real good financial planners, so there's that too. We have a dumb cluck for a RB.