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  1. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    I don't know what he said, I didn't watch it. I was parodying him.
  2. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Wouldn't be great justice and a "Moral Victory" if one or both of them is sabotaging Garrett like he did to Wade? Could be why no new contract for Carrot!
  3. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Garrett at the postgame presser: "We were in it at the end even after being down by 15 at the half. It shows our mentality out there, our fighting scratching clawing and never quitting. I didn't see quit in any of our players today and that's who we are."
  4. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Yep. drain the swamp. Trainers, even ballboys.
  5. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Only a 2 point loss after the 21-6 halftime count. MOAR of a Moral Victory!
  6. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Will coward carrot go for two if we score? It's not a choice is it?
  7. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Jerry likes his turds polished. So fightscratchclaw and neverquit will keep Garrett the HC even though it is unacceptable in every way, to lose to the New York Jest.
  8. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    LOOK at us fightscratchclaw! Doesn't it just warm your heart?
  9. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Can't nickel and dime them to death you dumbass Ginger, when you're down this much in the 4th qtr. Especially when Bill Maher's kid ain't reliable.
  10. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Can't use Pollard ever. Don't want our playoff opponents getting tape on him. All we can do is let him spell Zeke occasionally.
  11. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    We'll do better and wind up still losing but by only 8 pts. Moral Victory!
  12. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    It takes Garrett a full year to make the new guys fall in line for that too. They come in new, make a big splash, then our coward culture sinks in on them.
  13. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Built-in excuses: Cobb and Cooper out, 2 best o-linemen out. More straws for Jerry.
  14. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Jerruh is waiting for when the players "quit" on Garrett. If they continue to fight scratch claw (isn't that what rape victims do?) and we have some "moral victory" Garrett can point to, Jerry will grasp those straws and do nothing.
  15. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    White team, playing to win. Blue team, playing not to lose. White 21, Blue 6. Half.
  16. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    White team, playing to win. Blue team, playing not to lose. White 14, Blue 3.
  17. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    Romo says he "sees Jason Garrett"s fingerprints all over this offense." Fingerprints that weren't there the first 3 games.
  18. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    3rd and 11... Not even a draw play up the middle. Lets run a quick toss instead!
  19. Doomsday

    6th week of thy nfl season in this the 2019th year of our Lord: cowboys vs jets

    NOOOOO... Let's see Zeke carry the fucking ball!
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