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https://babylonbee.com/news/us-to-invade-canada-to-establish-a-democracy

Nothing has happened. Some shelling by separatists. Russians have done nothing but continue drills and continue building up forces. No invasion, no hostilities from Russia as yet no matter how many pom poms IK waves. They seem to actually want, war. Seemingly trying to talk it into existence...

Doesn't say what you said. Read carefully.

Heard wrong.

So far it's all just clickbait crap. There's been NO invasion as yet.

So far none of our cable news networks or alpha networks are covering it at all.

"Trump's fault." Oh wait...

Nobody's "against" him, its simply not a big deal. A mid level Hollywood director who's not even an American has croaked. Big fucking deal. It's not like it's Spielberg or something. What did you want, people prostrate with grief? Fawning over his "accomplishments?" It's no great fucking loss...

You're the only person I know who takes the statement this literally. It's micro, not macro. Its never been "the top statistical defense wins championships." The winning team last night is the one whose defense held the opponent to 50 total 2nd half yards after the quick touchdown, while...

Ohhhh, such a great loss. Not.

"Wars may be fought by weapons, but are won by men." -- General George S. Patton. "Defense wins championships." Both remain true.

I seriously doubt it. He's a one year wonder. This is Dallas. He'll be a huge zero next year. Book It.

Because the Bungles simply stopped doing it.

And ONLY idiots such as the NY Slimes EVER use periods in NFL.

Very easy. When you try to appease shrill groups, count on more shrill demands. It never ends.

Very good question that lots of people including Cowherd are asking. The fact is he DID lie. Both stories cannot be true. And in fact it's the only reason we're still talking about it. But your main point is certainly sound - it doesn't matter who called the play. It was ill-advised and it was...

Just.... Educated. 60 year-olds don't belong on the football field. I had to learn that the hard way.