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My only hope for this season turning out successful is if Dak gets a nasty hangnail, gets put on injured reserve for 6 weeks because of it, then Trey Lance comes in Wally Pipp’s him!

At least we would get the devastating season ending heartbreak out of the way from the get go!

So just when I stopped hating what this team has become and actually start coming around to getting into the preseason I turn on NFL Network this morning. What do I see but the Packers shitstomping us in the playoffs last year. I watch a couple minutes and it brings me right back to hating what...

No proof? No charges? No case? SIX WEEK SUSPENSION

I was really hoping that we would draft Jerry Rice’s kid just to force him to have to root for the Cowboys! What a missed opportunity to have that shot of Jerry Rice wearing his son’s Cowboy jersey in the stands at Jerry world on Monday Night Football in front of the entire world!!!

I forgot to add… He’s basically Tony Romo with a tan

Dak is just good enough to keep us from ever getting a high enough draft pick to replace him and improve this team. He’s basically good enough to hold this team hostage until he retires. Just good enough to keep the job and keep Jerry’s pecker hard, but not good enough to ever win in the post...

All in baby

Now that Zeke is officially back I guess we can finally be “all in”

I head someone say that out of his 25 times being targeted, he dropped 9 of them! He will fit right in here

We could have had the first ten picks in round one and still not elevated this team above the Niners!

I haven’t paid attention to the draft this year. I know nuthin bout nuthin. But dayuuum, I really like Beebe’s sizzle reel. He’s a mean SOB. And in his post draft interview with the draft show he said he just wants to dirt ppl and he’s always looking to put people on their ass. And that is...

How did we miss out on this gem?

And they still won’t see the Super Bowl this decade Unlike Jimmy’s team

I can’t wait for us to pick our obligatory injured LB in round 2 today!

He is actually 1 day younger than Penix

It looks like they are trying to put weight back on Mazi to get him back up to 350lbs. So at least that’s some good news. Hopefully Zimmer can unfuck this kid and get some 1st round value out of him.

Just as likely as us winning the Super Bowl This team has been shit for 3 nearly decades, currently is shit, and will remain shit Nothing this team does or does not do will change that

Maybe we will get lucky and both Dak and CeeDee play hard ball and sit out for contract extensions. Then Trey Lance comes in and sets the league on fire and Tony Romo’s Dak Prescott. Then we sign Lance on the cheap (or at least cheaper than Dak) which allows us to sign both CeeDee and Micah...