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We came into this game with 18 on the injury list We have lost 3 more players tonight All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAJHAHAJAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHJAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Apparently so did the coaches

Where the hell is Jonathan Mingo? He’s Jerry’s bye week savior! He will make everything better. I thought they said he would be active today

And fucking missed He did the same thing last game

And of all fucking things…. Aubrey fucking misses a slam dunk FG OF COURSE HE FUCKING DOES! Because why not? What else could go wrong? Who put a fucking jinx on this team?

He threw for 45 yards the entire last game before getting benched He’s already thrown 1 INT tonight. We know what we have in him. We don’t know what we have in Lance. And we need to make decisions on both after this season. We need to know what we have in Lance before the end of the season...

Hopefully they bench Rush and we have to ride Trey Lance hard the rest of the season. Rush isn’t the magic backup everyone thought he was. He got lucky when he had to start before and had a killer defense to save his ass. Now we see what he really is. A sub par back up. Let’s ride Trey till...

At this point there is only one thing left to do

I absolutely hate BB 1000%. He is a proven cheating POS!!! With that said, he is probably exactly what we need to turn this shit pile around! At this point I’d welcome that piece of shit! He can’t make this team any worse than it is. All he can do is take a ton of Jerry’s money at this point.

Now it looks like Bell might have broke his arm (or worse) This is just nuts I have NEVER seen this many injuries in a single season

I should revise my statement Trade everyone but Overshown and Aubrey. The rest of the team can fuck off to other teams

Now Fergusson is out and in concussion protocol??? We came into this game with 18 players on the injury report. All you can do is laugh and hope NYG shitstomp us with Danny DeVito on national tv on Thanksgiving in front of the entire country! Wipe this entire shitstain of a team clean and...

It’s never to early for this gem

INT and so it continues…… This game is already a comedy of errors and it’s only a few minutes old. This is absolutely fucking laughable Hopefully Jerry has a heart attack when they hang 50 on us tonight

Danny DeVito can easily beat this team!

ROTFLMFO this team is complete SHIT IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME a fake punt on? And they sniff it out like they had our playbook Fuck this team! Now I see why there are so many Cowboy haters out there. They are converted Cowboy fans that got sick of this 3 decade long horseshit of a team and...

Hahahaha Jerry’s world is already falling apart! I love it.

And so it begins…….

And the Texans score their second TD on the opening drive! You can make this shit up!!

Why? Is he going to come out in Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Uniform?