That is how bad this caption thing turned out. And if David got a job writing for Leno, it'd be pretty edgy foe 10:30 on NBC, what with all the gay slurs and homophobia.
I used to work with a guy that was in the Army. He used to tell stories about combat in Iraq. Said he was an in the 101st, and served in Ramadi. Had this nasty scar on his arm, said he got it from an RPG explosion. Had a purple heart and a bronze star.
Then we met his brother. Turns out...