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No championships, but think of the exposure!

Only Jerry could draft the human version of Towelie.

yes, because that strategy has been working out splendidly

Back on topic: SB 13 is another heartbreaking loss that stands out to me. I hate those Terrible Towel motherfuckers to this very day.

Gotta go with '94 Champ Game. We would have won three in a row (still hasn't been done) vs. the sorry ass Chargers. Runner-up would be SB V, but most of those guys won the next year anyway.

Go Yankees.

dbair's wife ain't nearly as cool

I can see Jerry playing Sinatra's "My Way" over and over again in his office.

size matters

based?

Jethrine was a very underrated character

no, it's more frequent than that, especially late in the year. why put yourself at a competitive disadvantage even once?

and yes, our receivers will continue to be blinded by the sun because Jerry is too stubborn to fix the issue

I'm worried that Jerry will be compelled to make a sexy pick (WR) or do something sexy like trade up 10 spots to appease the locals.

I don't think a LB from Boise State will get the Jerryworld crowd buzzing on draft night

Gailey got a fading franchise to the playoffs twice, which is more than Campo can say. I was excited by his four-wide WR sets (and importing Ernie Mills), but Aikman's broken collarbone and Irvin's premature retirement pretty much doomed those seasons.

Haley has terrible luck. He took a personal interest in tutoring Gregory because he wore #94, and now they saddle him with a dummy.

"What's a quarterback?"