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Biggest splash of all came from the two big fat ass boat anchors signed to play on the OL that will likely hold the team back again.

Yeah, what a fucking sham that was. Would be nice to have Waters for another season or two and draft DeCastro.

Fuck. Yeah, lets go out and get a bunch of guys who are worse than what was out there last year. That'll do the trick.

That'd be a hell of a translation. Downright awful at times to a serviceable pro? I guess I can see where someone might get jacked on the thought of being able to coach him. For some reason he thinks he's Dwight Freeney with the spin move when he should just be going through people. Whoever...

Wow. I guess it's better than Dick.

Don't worry. They got one lined up for the 2nd round.

Here are the rest, minus Dan Connor, who recently agreed to terms: Kyle Orton -- three years, $10.5 million, $5 million signing bonus Mackenzy Bernadeau -- four years, $11 million, $3.25 million signing bonus (Bernadeau has incentives that can take the deal to $14 million total.)...

I'll call it a success when Dallas gets OL who can play. Until then, it's a welcomed sign but Dallas will only go as far as Romo can take them. Romo however, can only do so much with a shitty OL.

When he said he had only mastered 60% of the playbook during his time in Dallas, they showed him the door.

I really want to love this free agency period but the thought of Dallas actually thinking a Carolina castaway or the likely even shittier guy from Cincinnati can play is just fucking things up right now.

I don't know if it's posted but Peyton Hillis went to KC, I think. If he wipes the sand out of his vagina, they'll have a good combo. Bruiser and a burner.

Not sure if you are saying that is good and being serious but I like guys who are a little crazy. You're never going to see either of these guys half ass it and they're just crazy enough to instill a little fear into the slackers who are around them.

Vickers is borderline crazy, I think. Check this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37mQ_YryUnw&feature=player_embedded Definitely not there.

Who the fuck cares? The #2 in Dallas shouldn't be expected to be some world beater. The #2 anywhere shouldn't be. The only reason New England does it is because they have 1 WR who's good and a bunch of fucking old guys on the decline to complement a midget RB they use at WR sometimes.

Someone on CZ said that Conner is done according to some news guy I haven't heard of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZxD_uV5kyk&feature=player_embedded#! How this guy can be considered at #14 is mind-boggling.

B. Would have been an A+ but they brought in bottom-feeder lineman and it sounds like they paid him a good but more than anyone would hope. "Starters money" or whatever it was.

So, 16.3M cap hit next year. No doubt they'll rework his contract and push more down the road. But, as it stands. The cap cost of replacing Newman with Carr and adding in the penalty next season, Dallas has all but used every drop of dead money that was supposed to come off the books.

He's a guy who tweets all this secret info he gets, basically just throwing darts, and then thumps his chest when he turns out right. He's notorious for "breaking" signings that never happen and then pissing on people who have ever doubted him for it by tallying up his "wins" for all to see...

From the looks of things, Dallas may be considering going to camp with 3 openings on the OL and letting the same bunch of fuckups battle it out for "Least Shitty" award.