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Give JBond a break guys. He's a Cowboys fan and has heard Jerry's BS a time or two. That means that his team never loses, they just beat themselves. US didn't lose the Vietnam War, just beat themselves.

Ya know, you're gran-daddy woulda been a hall of famer had it not been for the cramps.

Matt Johnson was seen on the sidelines with the trainers when McCray took his spot.

When Jerry speaks......doves cry.

Jerry's down. He's always talking about it. Or at least I think he is when he says, "Dallas is trying to win a Soup Bowl".

I made it up. You think he's really friends with Morgan Freeman?

Guess Dallas is going to have wristbands for the QBs so the team can get out of the huddle sooner. Not sure why they need to get out of the huddle sooner.......after all, all that late snapping is on purpose and works to Dallas' advantage.......amirite?

Here's that Country Club attitude. This is the difference between a guy who knows that nothing is guaranteed and that he could be sitting at home right now like he was a year ago........and a guy who's contract ensures that he's on the roster.

I would actually prefer this provided Costa actually plays well. It would put the best OL out there and Frederick can move over to C in a year or two. But, if Costa isn't playing well and he is out there because the team's other OL suck worse, then fuck that idea.

The rookies got a raw deal? You have to be fucking joking to say the rookies got a raw deal.

Well this would be worse. Fucking Jerry just needs to get his ass out of the mix. If there's one thing you can actually get a little laugh out of when this team is struggling, it's the fact that Jerry knows how to make himself look like a fucking idiot.

I'm calling bullshit. How many hamstring injuries showed up on day one when Parcells was running things? This annual hamstring circus or some other subjective "tightness" by the same group of guys is just flat out bullshit. They all know their jobs are locked up and they don't want to...

I don't see how rational people can so easily abandon reality and say "this year might be the year". Yeah, it might. And I might stumble onto a naked and horny Kate Upton some day as I a stroll through the park. Everyone wants the team to win but I just don't see how people can ignore facts...

Jerry's a fucking idiot. Excited about the TEs they have? Like they haven't had TEs on the roster before this year? The whole ideal that they'd be "specifically" excited about the TEs is just fucking stupid. Who gets excited about TEs? I wish he was saying, "specifically, I'm excited about...

Between him and Mackenzie, Dallas might have the most feminine-sounding line out there. Sucks they'll probably play like women, too.

It's funny to ask but damn sad at the same time that there is literally no answer to this question.

What GM has made it through the draft and free agency and doesn't think their team has improved? Fuck, even the Jags are probably looking at improvement.

No shit. I do enjoy the apparent thought process. "Hey, we know you're a piece of shit but if everyone's cool with it then we'll keep ya". Nice to know that the organization lacks any sort of conscious regarding what is right and wrong so they just look to those who are affected most for...

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