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I think both defenses just bend over. Last possession wins.

5 safeties. 1 sufficient guy and 4 who are shit.

Denver versus Green Bay Don't give a shit about the rest.

Doubtful he really believes that. More likely chumming the waters for an argument.

Well they have a special name for them, "Seer Stones".

You guys have heard of this shit haven't you? Buddy of mine lives in SLC (not Mormon, or religious at all for that matter) and when he told me this story I just about shit my pants.

The incorrect patch year? I guess.

You guys think Jerry is going to take the bus to Seattle? Lots of fish. Jerry's Bang Bus. He'd almost literally be parking the beef bus in tuna town.

Adios, Jason.

You have to have one of Joseph Smith's magic rocks to see what Jason is building.

Likely one of the dumbest ways to die. Now this girls gonna be a wreck for the rest of her life. "I'll teach you how to shoot. Sure, probably start off with something nice and tame like an Uzi and just work our way up from there".

Probably. Seems like Jerry knows this year could be a total bust so he's prepared for it.

I think 7-9, but that's probably a little hopeful. The run defense is going to suck and 4 of the 5 best rushing attacks from last year account for 6 games. I think the entire NFCW is gonna give Dallas trouble because they're far more physical. The Saints will probably set all sorts of records...

Taken straight from the, "Arrive at Whatever Conclusion You Want Handbook".

I dunno know about many. I can't think of many. Bennett, but he wasn't hurt. The team just doesn't know how to use TEs. Ware will be one. Probably Hatcher, too.

Well Newman looked like shit, which I think is the real issue at hand because I think he looked like shit because this organization pretty much allows guys to sit out as much as they want. Surprisingly a guy who missed 7 preseason games from 2009 to 2011 played like shit while in Dallas, but...

Someone posted at the zone they cut him so he could come back when healed, which is sadly probably true.

6 month sentences for everybody!

Saw on CNN they may have audio of the gunshots. Apparently some weirdo in the neighborhood was recording a video for something. You can hear him smooth talking the camera. "You are pretty. You are so fine. Just going over some of your videos". In the background you can hear some shots...

He's a football guy because of osmosis.