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Our starting five consists of 2 legit players, 1 JAG, and 2 dudes who should be on the practice squad. With ZERO depth behind them. The EXACT same issue they had last offseason and they sign a shitty Bengals backup and a gimp to fix it. Big Ben (a rock compared to Romo) had similar issues with...

He'll be labeled as a bust before he even has a chance to develop here. Between the cowboy way and stacking practices, it doesn't seem like they had enough time to teach roster development basics at Nick Saban's 3rd String QB to NFL Head Coach Transition School.

Makes sense why Carolina was so eager to let him go in the first place. In addition to sucking ass, he was also injured. Great, excellent diligence and research to know the facts before signing him...

owned. Now would be when idgit questions why everyone is out to get Iamtdg and WoodysGirl closes the thread.

He was GM before buying the team. How else do you think he could afford it, dipwad? #notguessing

Jerry thinks you can't have enough good fantasy players on one roster. Looks like 70s kids missed out on Phyliss George internet fap sessions. Womp womp.

NFL Math: Top 5 QB + Bottom 5 HC = 8-8 record.

They also had a tight ends coach as their defensive coordinator though...

Humphries--max contract 4th pick in the NBA draft--traded away Deron--already looking at mansions in Plano (no, I'm not guessing) It's good to have you back in the thread, andy.

The last "championship type game" he'll ever play in if he signs there. You might be his one groupie fuck next year if you play your cards right. Maybe bottom bitch.

One of the dumbest things I've heard from any of the metroplex media...JFE included. Even theebs must have thought about taking his homemade Babe effigy out of his rectum for a few seconds after hearing that.

Ginger happily kept houck and campo onboard. He chose to start costa and nagy. He was 50% of the problem for that 1-7 start but somehow wade took all the heat. For some reason, fans are perfectly content with that wildcard team of 2006 morphing into a team that blows donkey balls now...

This is Ginger's first full offseason with the team, guyz. We're only supposed to go 9-7 anyway! Everything is on track.

The one on the far left would leave you crying in the fetal position. She's angry. Not that I don't cry after sex anyway. :awkward

That 1.5 season excuse is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. Are y'all stealing that line from Hos? Garrett's been causing his mess for much longer than that. Only in Jerryland would a clown like Ginger keep his job after the team has been noticeably mediocre to shitty since 2007. Assistant...

Wha u talkin? Garrett paid his dues. No question him. He's been coaching since like the Obama administration and he learned from one of the most successful, great NFL coaches of all time. He's forgotten more football than Tom Landry ever knew. You used to be one of the best posters on this...

Ahh yes. Landry's contract extension. Jerry wanted to do only 5 years, but the scouts and Ciskowski suggested 10...and the rest is history. Who knew that Jerry would find an even better coach 50 years later. Not guessing.

Theebs thread closed this thread like 3 times. /thread

I was 12. Couldn't stop watching John Travolta movies on VHS. That's when I knew.

Freshman year high school drama thread. high fives all around for being 14 all over again