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Yep, Aikman shivved a kidney ever so subtlety. That comment was directed at the crap management and coaching.

Let's say you decide one day to be a football coach. Afterall, you threw 4 TD passes for Polk High when you were in high school, and how hard can it be, really? The only problem you have is lack of any real experience. Luckily, there are entry level options for the aspiring coach. These...

If I find something funny, or pithy I give it the yellow smiley. If I think "fuckin A" to a good point, I give it the green smiley.

I am updating the Jerry Jones Coaching Tree™. To qualify, the coach in question must have been snatched from the ether by Jerry himself, or have his first meaningful job with Jerry. For example, Garrett coached two years as QB caoch for the Dolphins. This is nothing in the grand scheme of...

Jerry's coaching tree is: Jason Garrett Kellen Moore I doubt we ever see any of Jerry's kids coach for any other franchise.

Leftwingers just gots to be assholes. It's what they do. Hopefully, some of them get punched in the face a few times. If more leftwingers got their asses kicked from time to time they would behave better.

I think Jerry knows something like this would happen, thus he intends to stay until he assumes room temperature. Then, he won't be around to have to eat the crow. Not like that would happen anyway as Stephen will be GM, and pick right up where dear old dad left off.

Yep, the Texans would expect results, and fire his ass when they don't materialize. That's not the case at the country club where Jerry has so much money he can just throw it away for nothing on his homies. McClay knows it. The Cowboys are a welfare organization now for previous loser coaches...

Nope. We are hung up on his invisible resume. he has no coaching experience at all. Not at the pee wee level, not at pop warner, not at High School, not at college, and certainly not in the NFL. Why are the fucking Dallas Cowboys an entry level coaching organization?

Zero experience coaching, and we hire the noodle arm. I just can't even... I guess Jerry no longer even considers any NFL coaches that are available, nor college coaching prospects. Nope, we just gonna hire former players, give them on the job coaching training, and keep right on the fail train.

Report: Kellen Moore expected to be Cowboys quarterbacks coach – ProFootballTalk This fuckin franchise is so goddam predictable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkMA1dwv8hc

The stage is being set for both Belichick and Brady to retire together should they win the SB this year.

That is an amazing list. Two X's and O's geniuses, and two motivational geniuses.

Going from Dallas to New England is like from the pit of hell to the gates of heaven. I wish Eberflus well.

LOL, Fish isn't worth a dime. Although, he does deserve credit for finally killing off Scout.com The Ranch. He may not know it, or believe it, but that forum is dead. Who knew it needed 5countem5 to keep it going? It needed his unique brand of trolling. People just loved to hate him at that...

It is an NFL first, but Garrett wouldn't know anything about that. He's busy on the negative side of franchise and NFL firsts.

So I finally stomached some of Garrett's end of season presser. In it he mentioned that we have some good building blocks in place, and I rolled my eyes. You can't still be alluding to building blocks nearly a decade into your tenure. This is beyond stupid. I would say it's Idiocracy, but...

Anybody but NE, Pitt, or Philly for SB champ is all I care about. I doubt I watch any games. If I do, it will be the Rams. Got a lifelong buddy who's a diehard Rams fan. I hope they win it all.

You are 99% likely correct. I don't have any realistic hopes that the opportunity will present itself, but if the Unicorn shits out some Skittles I would like to see what Jerry does or does not do. Call it one final shit test.

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