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What's the O/U on the number of times Cooper gets his name mentioned tonight? Cause we're already in the hundreds and kickoff is several minutes away.

Watching the Sunday nighter reminded me of all the things our HC isn't. OTOH, second Sunday in a row I didn't watch Garrett demonstrate his vast knowledge of clapping and passing the buck.

Yep, the white wash we got in our 1st Monday nighter. The then St. Louis Cardinals smoked us 38-0 at the Cotton Bowl.

Cowboys in August: It's actually an advantage to not have a true #1 receiver, plus we have great new position coaches. Cowboys in October: At last we have a true #1 receiver, and Alexander was a goober, so we're fine now. Cowboys in January: It's actually an advantage to not have a top 5 pick.

Jerry's just putting a couple guys in the ring of honor, please pay no attention to the shit show going on this season.

Raiders COO, (at board meeting ): "Gentlemen, we accidentally got the Gruden brother who sucks"

Looking at the burning outhouse that is "The Star" in Arlington, hard to believe this team used to be the hardest out in the league. We used to set the bar, now we don't even know where they keep the bar.

Also, if I remember my theology correctly, Philly winning a Super Bowl is one of the signs of the Earth about to be destroyed by a comet or some shit.

Nothing inspires me like realizing I'll soon have the chance to see Dak overthrow Beasley but have the ball hit a wide open Cooper, who clanks it over to a db who returns it for six. But I'll be okay knowing I picked up that defense for my fantasy team.

* hangs head in shame

I concur. My only point was he's a backstabbing prick. Hell, I'd even add they think their Pinto became an Indy 500 winner because they replaced the radiator cap.

No doubt in my mind Garrett would gleefully throw anybody or everybody under the bus to keep his job. Here's hoping he doesn't get that option.

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Probably should have made Columbo OL coach to begin with, he's a nasty SOB.

Wow, thought the Rams left Rogers too much time, then Montgomery fumbles on a return that should have been a touchback. Rams ball on the 21 with 1:55 to play. Good football game.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but from where I'm sitting Green Bay is getting away with some shit in the secondary. Holy shit. Just as I typed this Aikman said the same thing, except he said it was both teams. Maybe, but fuck the Packers anyway.

Def would also have Pink Floyd, Eagles, ZZTop, and Willie Nelson. Not sure which albums, though. Well, except for Willie. That would definitely be Red Headed Stranger. Your picks are solid, btw.

Dak: Hey the boxes are open already open. Sleep number guy: Oh, you noticed?

For the record, I don't hate Amari Cooper. I don't hate trading for him. I mean, Cooper could benefit from a fresh start, who knows? It's certainly reasonable to think a big fast guy could force defenses to drop a LB or S out of the box, which would be good for many reasons. But these things are...

BREAKING: Dipshit GM still a dipshit.