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(Before the broadcast) Jerry: Do I look drunk? Asst.: It's the radio sir, no one can see you. Jerry: Do I sound drunk? Asst: You sound normal, sir. Jerry: Cause I'm so fucking drunk. Wait I sound normal? Asst: Yes. Jerry: Are you drunk? Asst: As fuck, sir. Jerry: Yeehaw, Let's talk...

I'm under the impression Fred may be the smartest guy in the room just about everywhere, but especially so at the Star.

I hear they are working on a one act play called "Blondie Goes to the End Zone".

Well, we pulled out a win against Philly, I always like that. Can't say Dak looked any different though. Still hesitating on his release and still inaccurate, mostly. I bet Brees looks at this game film and can't wait to play both teams.

Dak: Holds the ball too long. Feels pressure that isn't there. Couldn't throw a guy open if you held a gun to his head. Lately can't protect the ball. Garrett/ Linehan: Call plays for a pocket passer who makes quick decisions and accurate throws, sometimes too a spot rather than where the...

Jerry: Look, everyone in the parade is out of step except my boy!

Probably the Saints. IMO, the best QB/HC combo behind Brady/ Big Bill. KC, Rams, Seattle, Chargers worth rooting for as well. I'm also contractually obligated to say never the Steelers or Eagles, cause fuck them. Fuck them so much.

Eagles For the first time since the late 80s, I will not give a flying fuck who does what to who in this game. I hope for a scoreless tie after whatever numbers of OT they play. My disdain knows no bounds.

The Cowboys will be like an ounce of fine weed in that game, or maybe some succulent Texas ribs. They will smoke us.

Welcome King Nathan.

Quoting some guy in a Marcus Mosher thread on Twitter: " I feel like I'm supporting a junkie who steals my TV while I'm at work" .

I think it was Jane Slater on Twitter who posted Jerry went to the locker room while that last horrible series was still ongoing.

Dallas will defend the 3rd down and get burned for a TD

Yep exactly what Tennessee did.

We are so fucked.

You're right, but he did a good job looking Butler off. Ok, maybe he was checking the pass rush, but was good enough for Butler.

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Derp.